My Selfish Officemate
September 9th, 2009
Leaves her stuff wherever she feels like it, parks her car in my spot, bogarts the music selections, complains about the thermostat, talks while I’m on the phone, does not pick up after herself, dresses wholly inappropriately, uses language not acceptable in the workplace, eats at my desk, and poos by the printer.

Bet she sleeps on the job too