The McDowell Mountain Aquatic Center has given me much to think about, especially since I have a mild chubber pretty much the whole time I’m there.
*ahem*
- If you look good, and your boobs are fake, you look really good.
- If you don’t look good, and they are fake, you went to the plastic surgeon instead of the gym. You do not look good – perfect boobs look freakish with cottage cheese thighs.
- If you look good, irregardless of boobage, you look good.
This is expressed symbolically as follows:
OO + | = :)!!!
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oo + | = :)!!