Catalog
of Injuries
Arthroscopy, right knee: partial menisectomy and plica removal
Plantar
fasciitis
Heel
spur
Tendonitis, right heel
Severely strained Achilles tendon
Coitus Interuptus (pre-empted Sunday morning sexual marathon with girl from party)
Bursitis,
right knee (twice!)
Bursitis,
left knee
Hip
pointer
3
broken fingers
About
a thousand jammed fingers and thumbs
Bruised
ribs
Ruptured
tricep (right)
Separated
shoulder (left)
The family station wagon that never made it home from Haverford
Hairline
shoulder separation (right)
Chipped
tooth
Bloody
lip (2 or 3 times at least)
Broken
nose
Concussion
I
love this sport!
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