From cities and towns, large and small  To turnpike exits and shopping malls  To rainy springs and windy falls  They came to play in Jersey

 
 
 

Class assignments none could bear  Institution food to cause despair  Skanky women with big hair  Amidst it all, they would play frisbee

 
 
 

After years, through thick and thin  Scattered like leaves upon the wind  Some at Nationals, some no longer thin  They play in many a city

 
 
 

Now drawn by sun and friendships best  Desert fields tear skin from flesh  A party that puts hair on your chest  We come to play in Tempe

 
 
 

Herein is the bid of the Princeton Alum  Not so young or dumb, but full of pun  We'll bring ibu and lotion for the sun  And sport and spirit aplenty

 
 
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