Mexican ManCave Games

Too cold to swim – np.   There is always something to play with at CasaV.

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I was getting ready to CraigsList the boat, but it holds enough air that it should be good for 30 min in calm water.   G is growing into all of Byron’s kids’ hand-me-downs.

ladybug water rescue
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over the last month, G had grown increasingly attached to her bike-as-a-tool, carrying it over things and up things and through sand and swinging it about and pushing it up hills just to ride back down them.   The bike and you, on a journey, attached at the hip…I’m so proud of her.     She has a lot less fear of gravity than me, did these hills a couple times each.   I should have made her wear a helmet, and the training wheels are messing with her and making her lean outside on turns.   Come to think of it, these vids are kinda terrifying, except for how much fun she is having.

that kid runs me over on her bike, and all you give me is a turkey neck?
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Sand castles followed by a fierce mudball battle.   Then G went for a 10 minute jog with me, running up and down the beach without fatigue, like a kenyan.

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these were going on CL too after gathering dust for 4 years.   The conversation went like this:

G: Hey what’s that?
Me: what?
G: those horseshoes
Me: that’s something I’m not selling on CraigsList.

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note the kneepads, cause safety is important
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look! something I can kick at my sister!
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the joys and agonies of a 2-story house
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Coffee, Cookies, Beer and Bourbon

Other than grotesque amounts of tday food each night, these 4 food groups were all I ate most of the weekend.

Short rides every day added up
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began Thursday will hill repeats before a trip to the Superlay for liquor and pie filling
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this rock does not look like much…
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…but its perfectly shaped for lounging
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impressive bird action below me
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dunno why this had me so sketched, other than the part about alone\wrong bike\wrong shoes\mexican health care

nice houses
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be sure to sign the Waiver
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quiet times over the estuary
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I WILL RIDE THIS! might have to be 6am on a Sunday morning, the new Tesoro resort is busy and beautiful
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are you together?
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another vacant complex opened its lot, and luckily put all the goods in the back.   Up the staircase, across the lot…
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…up the ramp and 25 yards down the hallway…
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…down the stairs…
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…across the conch…
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…down another hallway and exit the small staircase
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Sand in my bumbum

Vigorous debate concluded that a bumbum is a gender-specific term for the female’s greater nether region, encompassing the areas anterior, medial and badonkadonk.   I held that it was a gender-neutral term which only sounded feminine cause it was cute when used by a littleGirl, but Beckie contended that a woman has unique challenges “down there” specifically when confronted with beach-based particulates, counterpointing further that taintal issues for her are, in fact, non-issues.   I guess that makes sense,   it aint your balls and it aint your ass, so a girl might as well have a bumbum all her own.   G and Alana especially got theirs quite sandy.

The weather on Friday and Saturday was fabulous, a mild breeze blew through the house but left the water almost placid.   Relaxing on the porch and sleeping late was the theme for all of us all weekend, riding at 11am a fear long-forgotten, a memory burned out with the passing summer.

Alana has started eating things that look like actual food, not babypuke or babypoo

First ride, naturally, was to the Superlay to replenish our wetbar.     The Superlay has overly Americanized its workforce – there are cashiers, baggers and cart-assistance on every aisle, and they all wear white blouses with red smocks and goofy berets.   I would have taken a picture, but the 3 greeters and 3 people at the bag-check took my backpack. Like too much of Mexico’s labor market, this must have been a union deal, as there were easily 2x the number of employees as were needed.   But the liquor was cheaper. A new record was set for carrying capacity, all for $38.

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hit the g-up at Corona del Mar on the way out of the neighborhood

took a back route through the seedy neighborhoods around the port.   It avoided traffic, but put me firmly in the sights of the meanest junkyard dog ever
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Another dog chased me down our street, and stuck with me for a couple blocks til I dropped his ass at 25mph.   Beckie saw it all from the porch window, LOLing.   So I don’t mind too much when Kila in turn barks at the beach vendors, who were thankfully sparse. The beach was empty, and the vendors would walk half a mile between potential buyers. Our rentals have sucked, but at least I’m not trying to feed my kids on it.

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The empty beach was great for us.

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Alana was particularly motivated to eat sand
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G figured out how to anchor her kite, and i taught her how to listen for the wind
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proof that Alana crawls, though we have never actually seen it occur
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dinner
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bed head
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Saturday I needed to get a long ride in, so started by taking the Carborca road out past the estuary.   At the risk of sounding racist, this is such a quintessentially Mexican move:  dumping all this crap, creating a public health hazard when the town became infested with flies, then wondering how it happened.   The stink on the road was punishing.

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Storm damage closed part of Blvd Benito  Juarez…
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…so I took advantage of sparse traffic and good weather to explore out towards Sandy Beach
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glad to see their rentals suck just as bad as ours
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trailer park trash
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reminds me a little of Vegas – a completely incongruous behemoth jutting up out of the desert
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another incongruity.   if I was inclined to stand on a soapbox, the camera would have been elevated enough to capture the shanties just off to the right of this picture
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a quick cruise through Old Port.   Someday I am going to get arrested for this.

beer break
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I return home to fine one little girl impatient to play, and another impatient to work out.   The front and back doors were open, laps were run on staircases.

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Sunday the surf was the complete opposite of the past 2 days.   The Yo Ho Ho House was inaccessible.   I sat next to Alana and jokingly suggested I could grab her if the surf picked up. About 10 minutes later it did, and I did, as it began to sweep her away.

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fun was still had.   The day before G came out into the water on a kickboard and gave genuine ocean swimming a try.   She wanted to swim more, but at the same time, was kinda relieved we couldn’t get in any further.

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Fishing Trip

This weekend marked my 29th and 30th rides in Rocky Point over the last 3 years.   I am the foremost authority on riding there, heck even Scott (the most encyclopedic trail guy I know) once asked me for gpx’s of the area.   This isn’t saying much, since I am also the only rider down there…just call me the Outlaw Josey Wales.

not quite alone
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The new Homeland Security requirements for passports to Mexico are killing our rentals, and even friends have been unable to come with us. But my posts on RP are among the most trafficked on my blog, so the interest is there. Its kinda cool to be the only one showing Rocky Point’s scenes, and its kept me trawling for new pictures. The weekend did not disappoint as I explored the shipyard, though without a friend I was unable to get pics of riding down the gangplanks!   The vids of the staircases were the best I could manage by myself.

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My shiny bike is playing havoc on the camera’s autofocus.   But I also think my new Canon Powershot 1100 is a step back from the Powershot 1000 it replaced – not like I know jack about cameras, just seems to have trouble handling intense brightness and contrast.

All weekend we balanced having fun and avoiding heatstroke.   You couldn’t walk on the sand without shoes, but the water was fantastic and no jelly fish.   I bought a bunch of kites for G, and much fun was had.   We also used the pool at The Village for the first time – the security guard lives in the house across the street from us, owned by the woman who sold us our window coverings.   So a little friendly chatting along with us knowing a few owners and we escaped the heat in their excellent pool each night.   The EZ UP was indispensable.

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how is it Beckie spends exactly 14 seconds flying the kite with G and gets the best pic?
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Poor Alana got sunburned from barely 10 minutes of exposure even with sunscreen on.   We all were feeling pretty fried by Sunday, so spent the day on the balcony where I *gasp* read a book for the first time in forever.   An osprey flew so close to us we could see the mottled color of his wings and the prey still wriggling in his talons.

osprey nest on the pole centered in this picture, taken without zoom from our balcony
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taken from the street right under the nest
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La Otra Casa Blanca

Rocky Point – May 28-31

sunset during the drive on Thursday evening
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G started calling our Mesa house “the other white house”, or maybe it was the beach house she meant?   For a while she was a little fuzzy on Mexico=beach=beach house, but after 3 trips in 3 months she has a perfectly clear understanding of the different locations and how we travel back and forth, how it takes time, how she gets to watch DVDs in the car.   Hooray – she is as smart as Kila!   and ironically, woke up Friday morning pretending to be a dog.

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I spent Friday morning courting danger traversing downtown and back and back again buying cheap booze, silicon sealant and vainly shopping for a kite.   Re-grouting the kitchen sucks ass, Mexican traffic sucks ass, finding an unlimited supply of t-shirts and blankets but not a single kite sucks ass.

The Osprey Talon, however, continues to impress.   As does the view from Whale Hill.   Guess how much for 2 liters of dark tequila and a liter of kahlua?

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Every ride now in RP I’m looking for new urban freeride challenges, and once you start opening your mind to what is rideable, everything starts looking pretty interesting.   All the Mexicans surely think to themselves ” ¡Gringo Loco!”

Rocky Point’s first (and only) log roll.
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If you could nail something on one bike, but do not have aforementioned bike, can you say you can clean it? This drop comes at the bottom of a smooth 100-yard ramp winding down from the whale skeleton.   But a little too big, the wrong bike, the wrong pedals, landing in sand, alone, in Mexico = an elaborate excuse for a non-attempt.

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After rolling the steps and convincing myself to pass on the jump, I circled back 30 minutes later having hitched up my drawers and ready to try again.   I got a puncture while climbing the steps which took a few hours to fully seal, an omen to leave this one for another time.

The next day I got some validation by cleaning this after 4 tries with different combinations of suspension and gear choice.   No one picture really shows it well, but you drop down about a 30 foot steep hill, build as much speed as possible while the grass steals it back, then wait for just the right moment as you’re stalling out near the top to make 1-2 pedal strokes and get over the hump, across the bridge to a fast escape by boosting 3 steps into the parking lot.

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it sure felt vertical as I shot up it and approached the top.   My first 3 miscues were like missing a climb on Slickrock, but without the road rash.   Knowing I’d tumble on grass was very emboldening, kinda like riding in Flag.

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aim for the bridge, as fast as you can!
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This next one drops in from an unoccupied house’s patio.   It is across the street from our house, tempting me to start each ride with a ride down a 10-stepper, a 20-stepper, another 20-step spiral staircase, then onto this. Hopefully their rentals will continue to suck just like ours.

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Other than riding, we all the rest of the weekend at the beach, otherwise never leaving the house or moving the car.   Great fun was had with all my girls.

The first not-horrible picture G has ever taken. She understands using the screen on the camera to set up a shot, but still wants to look through the viewfinder to shoot…I blame outdated cartoons.

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ready for the beach!
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everyone passed out on me!
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not quite everyone
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Genevieve 6-24-06.   Almost 4 weeks older, but thinner and with less hair than Alana
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back at the house each night G and I played in the buggy.   Byron allegedly had it working for a few days last weekend, then it promptly broke again.   Its all good for G – we still had spirited adventures with all her pals Little Kila, Parroty, and Nene.

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As G has gotten more confident around water and the ocean, she enjoyed getting taken out on the raft.   This made Kila very very uncomfortable.

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Exiting the water in the surf   made G very very uncomfortable.   But she was pretty optimistic later while I was commiserating with her, saying “I’m going to get bigger.”   I tried to sell her on the idea of becoming a better swimmer.   She is struggling with this – she knows she can’t really swim, but I can sense her disappointment in thinking that she already can.

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hurt feelings were mended by the first tentative forays into the world of citrus
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Alana about to suffer her own trauma – hurling herself out of her chair and faceplanting in the sand.
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no mess no foul
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Here Comes Another Song About Mexico

Rocky Point – April 23-26
Driving at midnight avoids all traffic and guarantee complacent children. But it does make for a lazy start to Friday.   Bike porn first, followed by kiddie porn.

Rode to the Superlay to pick up some tequilla.   On the way there I spotted an aviary.
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Hey ladies!!!
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this is weird.   I think its a mating display.
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caused by the unnatural cohabitation of these 2 species?   To the best of my knowledge Mexico does not define marriage as being between 1 dove and 1 parakeet.
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all this for $17.65
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this pic cracks me up no matter how many times I take it
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looking down from atop Whale Hill
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Cedo Point – 50 foot switchback ramp up with a 3-step drop to flat at the bottom.
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Directly across the street from our house, and leads to 2 more 20-step spiral staircases.     Easier than it looks, unless you have a bad hangover, or panic halfway through.   I met the guy who owns the house on the left and he is also a biker,  stoked to hear I rode this – we’re gonna hook up for a ride next time I’m down.     I showed this pic to G and she said “bumpy!”

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A little yoga – who in this photo is doing Down Dog?
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G and I had much fun playing together all weekend.   Stairs and caves, castles and dirtfights.   Who needs a workout?   She learned to navigate the rocks at low tide, and was doing really well until she stubbed her toe near the exit.   The next day she was clearly enthralled with her reef shoes.   I had her rub the rocks with her hands, then asked her how it felt.   She said “sharp!”   smart girl.

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The World’s Most Patient Dog

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Xmas Gifts

new bikes!

Good riding friends

Good riding friends leading me down The Spine.   For the first time ever, i was calm…sort-of calm.   A few minutes later I had another first and nailed the high line on Bermuda Triangle.   Not bad after eyeing it for almost 5 years, and giving myself a mild concussion trying it last year.

Good riding friends with photo skills. Thanks Alex!

Things I do not know what they do, but am assured will be cool

Little girls taking delightful naps in the afternoon.

kites and stiff winds

$60 fix to my water heater, in 2 hrs, in a foreign country.   And a $5 tip para mas rapido.   It was f’ing cold down there.  

haberdashery

Stuff from Gallup,NM,   the Indian jewelry capital of the world

cookies

Beckie has developed a talent for cookie-making, that I can only assume is latent in all females and blossoms when children reach cookie-recognition age, right about when the Titty Fairy turns on them. Beckie swears it is nurture, not nature, as she learned about cookies in home ec, while guys were busy learning to hire guys to fix their water heaters.

Unicorns, is there a better symbol for imagination?

hours of entertainment

Me: Thanks for the game
Deb: not sure if you still played games
Me: I do, I mean, I sorta do, but not for a while since i decided to have a career
Deb: I hope you enjoy it, its supposed to be really good.
Me: I may need to buy a faster computer
Deb: That will be fun
Me: Do you remember that episode of LOST when Charlie finds the planeload of heroin in the middle of the jungle?

quiet times

Not-So-Quiet-Times

Unaccounted Guests

A typical trip to Rocky Point, with an atypical amount of attention paid to visitors. This was seemingly impossible, since other than Beckie and Kila and G, and Benito and Pancho at the fish market, I spoke barely 10 words to anyone all weekend, and those consisted of “whuh? um, ok. smile. one, two, three. you’re welcome.”

JB and his family were supposed to join us, and were packed and ready to go, other than for a missing birth certificate. They did not make it, we did not know, but by 4pm we had written them off. Too bad, as we had a grand time.

Little swimming was done by anyone but me and Kila. G entertained herself by storming the gates of this (unoccupied) beachfront house over and over. pirate-like.

She insisted we bring all this along each day.


Flies were everywhere

Dont Tase Me, Bro

All weekend G tried to fly one of the very complex, very twisted-and-broken kites in the garage. She found a better one tangled up in the dunes and railing of the yo-ho-house she pillaged.

It put up a fight.

But at least it flew

Sometime Sunday night, a cat snuck into the house, ate all of Kila’s food, then got itself chased into the cabinet. In the morning while I was drinking my coffee, I detected a malodorous smell. I found the cat, it shit in the cabinet, then bolted past me and down 2 flights of stairs in a single bound.

It looked like this

G wanted to get in the water, but the surf scared her. I was a bit disappointed at her lack of balls, but what do i know of where a 32 month-old-tinyHuman’s balls should be?

She was fired up to get in a boat nonetheless, and insisted that Beckie paddle

Psych Out

I cant believe this took me 2 years to ride. It is across the street from Casa V and has taunted me from Day 1 when i only had the Blur and my DH’ing skills were far inferior. Then i was facing it without the security of the Heckler or pads, and alone never to be found if I crashed, and with only Mexican hospitals within 3 hours, having never seen anyone else ride it, and odds are good i was drunk.

It looks steeper in person.

It was so terribly anti-climatic and downright easy when i finally rode it. I guess that means I waited til the right time to nut-up.

My ability to drop my ass back behind the seat and handle big aggressive trial moves has been slowly improving. When you are in a long descent, you settle into that comfort zone, but transitioning to a quick steep drop takes more immediate focus in navigating the sharp change from horizontal to vertical and back again. My last two rides on National, this skill has been about the only redeeming quality of the rides. I’ve ridden National 5 times in the last 3 months, after practically once a week for 6 months, and my sloppiness climbing and hitting staircases has been showing – I slid all over 24th St. the first time I’d ridden it in 3 months. Tomorrow will be the first time I’ve hit National 2 weeks in a row since pads in the summer became an unbearable prospect.

So with some confidence and a whole lotta frustration over my recent National rides, I planned from the get-go to end my Rocky Point ride on this trial. My 2 hour, 20 mile RP route just keeps getting better, with minor alterations to avoid traffic and pick up little trials at the new condo complexes and through town. And I’ve found a reliable track out to a good beer spot overlooking the estuary 20 minutes from the end of the ride.