Indigo Joe’s had a great offseason innovation – little banners of the teams in the games showing hung under each TV. I saddled up to the bar and planted my ass in a stool with utter and complete confidence that I had the best seat to watch the Eagles, and next to the support pillar which gives me a buffer zone to use my laptop. I complimented the owner on his brilliant informational innovation, asked him if he change was approved at the annual owner’s meetings during the winter. He reminded me that I forgot my squawk box!!! I’m outta shape, its been a long offseason!!!
The bartender was knew and she knew little about football. I told her she only needed to learn a few key phrases, which she could place in key situations to increase her tips. But she’ll need to keep learning or by week 10 I’m gonna be wondering why she keeps telling my team to score a safety!
Moose Johnson has become a handsome ex-fullback. Who’dathunk that?
My new imaginary idealized fantasy team:
Smashtastic McNegratuid – MLB
Vince Testitasticlees – QB
Jarvis Jerius Jervicious Jones-Johnson – RB
Siete Ocho – OG
The front wheel of the Blur was rubbing the brake calipers and needed truing, and i can only hope that was why I was struggling so badly on Desert Classic. The Superlight needs its handlebars aligned, and the roadie…well, I changed my cleats a ride ago they probably need to be tightened. I need to lube the shock mounts on the Heckler, change rear tires on both the Blur and the Heckler, and I had to stick a cork from a wine bottle into the handlebar on the Heckler where i lost one of the bar plugs. I painted the tabletop of my work table, so the particle board will keep from fraying. I hung a hook in the garage to hang my new #2 spoke wrench on.