Move Over Paul Allen

Beckie is apparently the 2nd wealthiest person in the world, at least according to G.

“no no, that’s mommy’s bike”

“that’s mommy’s chair”

“you can’t drive mommy’s car”

“its mommy’s road”

“dont sit at mommy’s computer”

“this is mommy’s park”

“we’re going to mommy’s store”

where’s mommy? she needs her airplane?
Me: what?!?!
“her plane!”
Me: I dont think the FAA would approve of this
“its mommy’s plane!”

Everything belongs to Mommy, instantly, if she just touches it, or uses it once, or even looks at it!   Probably if she even thinks about it, at least according to the t.Human “Manifesto on the Transfer of Wealth.”

This is an awesome power. Its like the Borg from StarTrek: Next Generation combined with a master of Othello and the monster from The Blob. I expect Beckie to soon be appearing in Heroes. Why not, they’ve introduced far sillier characters.

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