- bleeding ears
- pee-soaked hands
- poo-soaked hands
- gross green poo-soaked hands
- barely a decent night of sleep in almost 2 months
- overflowing garbage pail
- overflowing diaper
- cockblocking
- screaming during a conferance call
- screaming during poo-saked hands
- screaming after poo-soaked hands
- missing the first quarter of the Suns game from the luxury suite
- vomit on my shirt
- snot on my shirt
- milk on my shirt
- temperamental other daughter
- no room left in the bed for me