People I Resent

/ chollaball / 1 Comment
  • people who eat out
  • people who do household projects
  • people who take bike trips
  • people who have quiet moments with their S.O.
  • people who use their computers without interruption
  • people who can navigate their homes without stepping on toys
  • people who watch TV that is not children’s programming
  • people who read books
  • people who sleep
  • people who’s laundry is not primarily pastel-colored
  • people who can purchase shoes lasting longer than 6 weeks
  • people who do not have to secure their cutlery
  • people who do not find flav-o-ice wrappers in every corner
  • people who leave household cleansers out in the open
  • people who do not require maid services
  • people who do not wipe another person’s ass
  • people who go to movies
  • people who return home at unexpected times
  • people who do not purchase juice boxes
  • people who have space in their freezers
  • people who lack pool fences
  • people who possess spare time

1 Comment

  1. 1. Get a sitter
    2. Well, when the dog pushes out the door screen and your daughter falls on the dishwasher door, you kind-of have to do something.
    3. You’ll be there before we are
    4. See #1
    5. Still doesn’t happen
    6. Still doesn’t happen – toys are now for the dog and kids stuff just gets bigger
    7. This will happen
    8. Happens, but really late at night or on airplanes
    9. Sleep is overrated (or so we say until we can actually get it)
    10. Hmmm – that’s a tough one. Maybe it’s time to introduce sports team items?
    11. I’m happy if we last a season and then I can pass it down (at least for cleats)
    12. Sure, but then they get older and want to use it. Love those knife marks on the table!
    13. Still happens, along with other stuff that you didn’t know they ate.
    14. No comment – they’re still hidden but that’s a preference.
    15. I’ll never give that up. Ever.
    16. Ok…that’s a good one to give up. Except I still have to check the dog once in a while.
    17. Now they’re WITH the kids.
    18. ….and don’t have to pay a sitter.
    19. Still happening.
    20. We bought a standup freezer so no good answer there.
    21. 🙂
    22. Yeah, I don’t know anyone like that. What do they do?

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