The McDowell Mountain Aquatic Center has given me much to think about, especially since I have a mild chubber pretty much the whole time I’m there.
*ahem*
- If you look good, and your boobs are fake, you look really good.
- If you don’t look good, and they are fake, you went to the plastic surgeon instead of the gym. You do not look good – perfect boobs look freakish with cottage cheese thighs.
- If you look good, irregardless of boobage, you look good.
This is expressed symbolically as follows:
OO + | = :)!!!
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oo + | = :)!!
I feel violated and robbed of my IP because you had to run this by me twice in separate conversations before you finally formulated and published your results……if you find yourself in Stockholm accepting the Nobel….I’m going to be there, lurking in the audience to rain on your parade the moment you take the stage.
Ohhh….and by the way…..it’s gonna be weird….you can count on that one….IP thief!
oh, so i’m not allowed to use my friends for my 5 min at OpenMic night, no collegial assistance? think of it as a sneak preview
to properly blog about my radness, i can’t just grab the mic and spit it — quality takes time, and the people deserve better. also it took awhile to study the special chars and emoticons.