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my kids went swimming today! amazing the Scottsdale public pools closed 2 months ago, and amazing my kids went swimming on Halloween!

after a while of this and that, slides and tender attempts at the beach-entry, they both ended up fighting over the same toys. How does this happen? The pool-area is 200 yards wide and i bring a thousand toys?!?! Then after a while of this and that, they both started chasing the same toys every time i chucked them.

I didn’t set this up, it just unfolded, me subtly challenging G to go under even if its only 2.5 feet of water, Alana gettin’ in the game and pushing herself into gradually deeper water. They sense each other, that the other will if they won’t and toys will be lost. and i tickle it, and we 3 sailors are playing a game together. I am a bad man.

G called herself the dog Rainbow, and brought every rocket back to me in her mouth. Alana brought rockets back, put them in her mouth, then let them go. The dog Flower. Throw, toddle and run and splash, repeat. Making room for Halloween.

Donuts with the Doc

This ride conceived a couple weeks ago. The idea was Alex and I would hit Flag for a few days based out of Rancho Relaxo. But high-country weather and busy schedules reduced this to a day-trip I’d yapped at Alex since last year had to be on his ’10 Must-Do list.   We hooked up with my MTBR friend John, the TrailDoc, Sedona’s Self-Appointed Ambassador.

The difference between riding some trails, and getting a tour with a local, has become the most profound difference in the world to me.   I simply don’t want to stop and consult maps, and wonder, and push when i should flow, and be scared and walk what i could nail following someone’s line.   Mountain biking is about the total experience of skill and power and energy and stoke and rhythm. Rhythm is complicated, but the bike is easy, and the mountain bike offers up a broad spectrum of goodness to the rhythm. Follow a guy who has helped build the Sedona renaissance I’ve enjoyed the past few years, and one of the best days all year was nearly guaranteed. Thanks Traildoc!

We had 6 riders, from various connections and with various skill sets, and spent a buoyant 4 hours in the autumn desert, only an hour idle, everyone pleasantly blown but not blown up, no mechanicals or blood, resulting in a buzz that has lasted Alex and I all night long.   The trail was engaging from the bell, and almost 100% of the time.   Minute-by-minute a glorious ride. Climbs and descents, rolls and grunts, ledges and whoopdees, tech and gnar relaxed and puckered together amidst spectacular scenery i almost never had time to gaze at. We had too much fun to take many photos.

Starting top right, across a narrow, off-camber dusting of apple-and-cantaloupe-sized rocks. We launched next to the high school…the trail was named Special Ed, and my bud built it.

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we quickly broke into our legs and our balance, it reminded Alex and I of the north face on Pass Mtn.   We could only snatch quick views of the rim country as the trail traversed a blue\black course

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smile, Bruce!
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Seats dropped for a steep knobby slot, that felt scary and smooth and comfortably numb, got easier as i went faster, and gave me a giant woody. A great way to feel after the day’s first double-black move, grinning down and downward til we crossed Oak Creek

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Silvan creekbed climbed into switchbacks and ledges, just about when we got complacent with the shade and harmony of red rocks and leaves falling on flowing water

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topping out and traversing on Templeton, til we turned down the scour path along one of the buttes

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5oo yards of uneven rockface down
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reaching the bottom, we pedaled several miles of gradually ascending feeder washes, sandbars, soccer balls, dropins, charge-outs and ledges. does it sound complicated? it was, and each turn inspired a fresh challenge. Low speed tech crawling abided the occasional very-hard move, which didn’t seem so hard from this consistent chunky baseline.

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aided by a new chain, new bearing cups and a freshly greased freehub, the Heckler felt almost new, and I felt great climbing back up the butte to the Highline

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this photo is way too greek, and i am not that fat
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We were all primed for the descent off Highline. Really primed.   When i first heard the route, i grinned at how it would end with a gnar-candy descent, but now after 2.5 hrs of mostly climbing and traversing with just enough descending to tease, every biker’s sense down to my semicircular canals screamed out for going down.  The steady ledges and chunks and lines up to this point, punctuated by the final mile of handle-bar wide singletrack with dropoffs into the red rocks far below, had tweaked the techy muscles into resplendent focus and fatigue and readiness for gravity.  Really primed. The last time I felt this good was 4 runs into the Telluride bike park.

John led us through the descent’s creamy frosting of undulating slickrock. Several times i approached a lip and wondered when where if i would see the bottom, but i saw the other guys go over, so hung back and trusted my technique, while all that potential energy started to pick up momentum and lubricate my conservatism.

Recollections of a scary descent crept in, but another year of double-blacks and a 30mm shorter stem pushed them away. i plunged down the first steep slot so close on Bruce’s wheel on John’s wheel, that halfway down when i got scared, i realized Alex must be right on my wheel, and if i wadded up we would all get hurt.   I didn’t, i didn’t need to, no matter how bad i wanted to.

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Alex and I stopped to scope the hardest move down a bouldery pitch facing over the edge.   He went, and standing at the top i heard him clear it, which after so many rides with Alex means I too can clear it, if i can focus.   Track-standing at its bottom trying to carve a hard right while not obsessing over the void in front of me, i momentarily basked in the power of reason over instinct, then clenched seeing a 4 foot uneven drop into the next steep narrow line, then just kept going, and going, launching ledges down Baldwin til all the gravity flowed out and left me at equilibrium.

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the perfect ending to this perfect rhythm ride was waiting for us across the street – a cargo van with 10-bike trailer, shuttling us up back up to Special Ed, and drinks at John and Janet’s house nearby.

The Artsy Fartsy Thing

October 6: This has been motoring along, less than a month from the time of conception and we are already in day 2 of production.

Day 1: Chollaball created the valleys and the plains, the lakes and the rivers.
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Day 2: Chollaball created the hills and the mountains.
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This seems backwards, both gravitationally, and that i should give precedence to that which is lamest in mountain biking, and suggestively reeks of the MidWest. I’m a crappy painter, I had to start at ground level.

The big patches i mixed up paint and glaze, and had 50% too much of 1/5 of a quart. Extrapolate all that, and all this will cost like $30 in paint. I will have enough to do Alana’s room, assuming i don’t crash and burn on this. The next closest most-artisitc thing i’ve ever done was knockdown texture over a drywall hole.

someone really really wanted to help. last day on earth for that t-shirt. someone’s uncontrollably filthy sister also wanted to help. who was who?
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Day 3: as i was camouflaging the Brontosaurus, I asked myself what possible good is camoflage on a Brontosaurus?
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The brontosaurus took longer than i anticipated. I had to add bits of texture, cause that’s what the world looks like. The Mommy Brontosaurus needed eyelashes, so G could recognize gender. I tried a thumbtack, then settled on a paperclip, and sure enough the first thing G called out was the Mommy/Baby relationship. *awww*. Dad rocks.

I saw perspective, but could not figure out how to paint it, until I stared at pictures of Bryce and Zion and the Grand Canyon.

yaa…here it is:
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Another 1.5 hrs to add details to give the illusion of depth and scale. I used all the colors for foliage that i detailed into the dinos. My technique sucks, but i know from web design and color wheels that these things really tie the room together. i sketched it on top of the picture with chalk before painting; it felt so sensible, so appropriate. I would like to take an art class.

today i learned the awesome power of toothpicks while making something i envisioned as a sagebrush. eyeballs and eyelashes worked much better too. this is taking longer than expected.

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For the details i used a spoonfull of brown, white, black, yellow, red or the-other-green at a time. Its labor intensive, i have a stack of plastic spoons and coffee cups stolen from work. Its extremely cool, giving the picture what it needs, breaking down the details of the world, representing intelligent design, and then gumming it up in my pedestrian hands with cheapass brushes. At least i’ve been tidy, learning from patching/painting 2 houses in the past 6 months. I have vision. Vision is easy after years of building programs and posts and children’s plot development. But its written, or code, or pics, or romping on the beach and playground with my girls. Paint is not familiar, and i feel inadequate daily.

G was adamant about no T.rex. What kinda piece-o-shit mural would this be without a T.rex? I got her to agree, as long as the T.rex was nice.

everyone loves babies!
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big eyes worked for Bambi
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Halfway through this panel i realized i was addicted – deconstructing in my mind what layers came first, what rested above or below it, how it evolved to look like its environment, the signals the world presents. A switch flipped, and with simple shapes and lines, i could pour all the goofiness and joy i wanted onto G’s walls. i felt like a god, like when i came up with a killer line 20 years ago doing standup, like when i made a monster play in a big game, or cleaned a nasty trial for the first time. I came up with the idea for the Triceratops sipping an umbrella drink while climbing Tom’s Thumb, and almost fell over laughing so hard. I crack myself up. The only limitation was the shitpack of $2.99 brushes which made every line look like a freeway.

i’m glad i saved the most complicated stencils til the end
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30 min to dab a sponge of brown and a streak of red allowed me to sleep that night. The Creator could not leave his children so naked in the wild
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G started sneaking peaks in her room and checking up on me, i think Beckie has too – everyone wants to know what comes next!

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G: I don’t think dinosaurs played with a beach ball
Me: But they probably would have, if they had a beach ball
G: Cool. We need more dinos

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lakes seemed like a great idea, until they became giant expanses of non-dino space
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the devil is in the details, and they take forever. toss all project management estimates out the window, addiction has taken hold. The last bit was 2 run\climb\swimasaurusses that G requested. I freehanded some dinos, so G got to influence her mural. They are purple, and blond; they are sisters.

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FOOTBALL!!!

Free tickets, free field passes, and free pom-poms! If only finding a babysitter and a place to tailgate had been as easy.   It all worked out; our football marathon began at 10 to head over to Glendale, and ended about 9 at night after the Eagles played the Sunday Night game.

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are you talking to me, little man?
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it was amazing to see up close how limber and fluid even the hugest of these guys all are
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pre-game position drills, 1-handed catches and effortless acts of athleticism abounded
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Fitzgerald in 7-on-7 warmups
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quote book

in college, for 4 yrs me and Lawren, Jud and Niraj kept a quote book. I know before we left Lawren made copies, but I don’t know if I still have them.

Beckie and I had a quote book, and it went on good for a couple years and then some hither and tharn for a couple years, and then some nothing for a couple years. So in that tradition…

people who are serious about hiking should be running. Beckie, on anal hikers

i’ll pedal slow and you’ll pedal superfast, and we’ll be a great team. G, on 2-biking

pfffffffffffffffft

Some time ago G started emphatically ing me when things did not go as she pleased.

Me: bedtime
G:
Me: stop beating on your sister
G:
Me: no more popsicles
G:

She is so adamant about it, she might as well just flip me the bird. And in my head i basically hear her saying “eff off Daddy!“, which makes me a little mad. but i think its ok for her to have opinions and express frustration, and since she knows her tone is confrontational i think its ok for her to get a sampling of the sort of responses that is likely to incite.   She’s gotta learn that words can be weapons.

Alana has picked up on this all too quickly.   She doesn’t have the hostility, but just as much willfulness.   Its uncanny when you tell her to stop digging up potted plants and she replies with .

Naturally the 2 of them turn their tongues on each other, with escalation.

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St. George Marathon

i’m either self-centered, enslaved by the demands of my children, or all the races I’ve gone to with Beckie are starting to blend together. likely all of the above. Not much actual marathon action, but a pretty cool coupla days.

shwag beanbags from the expo. this went on for 30 minutes, G ran about 2 miles, but there was no visible fatiguing effect on The Monsters

outside the pasta buffet
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hotel hijinks preventing mommy from a proper night’s sleep
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mommy leaving for the shuttle stop at 5am
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Red Hills Parkway was closed to thru traffic, but didn’t seem to be a problem with us taking it directly from our hotel to where it intersected the marathon at mile 23.
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last 3 miles down into town
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the back route to the race weaved around Kayenta sandstone formations on the north side of town,but put us on the wrong side of road closures for meeting Beckie afterwards. Driving back towards the hotel i spotted a trailhead halfway up the twisty road.

G pretended she was finding ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, Alana happily dumped red dirt on her own head
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my great little hikers! Pria in the background
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the previous afternoon, G was totally stoked to go to a dinosaur museum near the race expo, where some world-class dino tracks were discovered a few years ago. But she decided to be a perfect little shit, throw tantrums, not pay attention to any of the displays, and demand toys from the gift shop nonetheless. Truly it was the worst imaginable caricature of the brat i have engendered, only the predominance of family-friendly LDS folks in the museum kept G from getting torn to ribbons by the masses. She could not believe that we were actually leaving and her behavior had made her such an outcast, it fed a secondary wave of horribleness, followed by a wave of sorrow reflecting on her newfound status as The Family Asshole.

What to do? We proceeded to the expo, and told her we’d start over and she’d get lots of food samples and candy. The expo was short on freebies but thick on deals, so i got some new socks and a sweet mid-weight fleece for about what i saved in not buying G presents at the Dino Museum. She was a really good girl, and periodically asked if we could go back so she could try again to be a good girl, we periodically told her “no sweetheart, you were bad and you need to live with the consequences“, which to a 4-yr old translated to “SHUT UP BITCH!”. i want to be a good dad, i don’t wat to be a pushover, but i don’t want to be the ugly alpha male.

Anyway…hiking the next day, her awfulness was still on her mind. I was kinda glad for it, that some lesson might come from all this. As we were playing dinosaurs during the hike, she kept mentioning the dino museum, and i kept fluffing her asking if she could be a good girl if we went back, and kept telling her how we were walking exactly where the dinosaurs had done 100 million years ago *cue theme from DinoSquad!*. She was stoked, we had more time to kill before the roads opened, so we drove back and asked the nice lady at the register if she’d let us in for 10 min and foster…REDEMPTION AT THE DINOSAUR MUSEUM

T-Rex footprint
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free re-entry was greased by a promise to drop some duckets, and from G i extracted the promise that she would sometimes share her pteranodon with Alana, to remind her what being a good girl is all about
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we met Beckie, Janna and Rob at their hotel right near the Finish, cause that’s where the beer was, and hung out by the pool for a few hours
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The party wound down as all the marathoners started to crash, and i was reminded that my only workout was entertaining children for 11 hours, which while not insignificant, is not a workout. The bike was on the rack and stinky gear from the day before still in the trunk, i rallied to ride back up the marathon course and the Red Hills Parkway to explore some of the trails we spotted earlier. I rolled down and around the City Creek trail, the Heckler locked out and propedal on still made it too big for the mild but pretty red rock trail. It dumped me back in town at the bottom of the road climb, so i did it again as a storm blew a 30 mph headwind in from the south, arriving at the hotel just before the swirling dust and fat wind-whipped drops really started to sting.

what an awesome place for Ultimate
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how much incongruity can fit into 1 picture? run what ya brung
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Morning in St. George

this trip was about Beckie doing the marathon, so I didn’t get bummed not riding Gooseberry and Hurricane. I was just content after arriving hella late to   get out before daybreak and ride the Zen trail, close to everything on the south side of St. George.   A guy i met in Sedona at Spring Fling 2 yrs ago responded to my post on MTBR and showed me around.

We parked above the eroded bottom of a bluff, and i nearly went ass over elbows riding the steep down to the base of the Zen trail’s mesa, not awake or focused on the rising light.

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a mile approach of mild ledgey doubletrack led us onto the sandstone mesa for some mostly-intermediate techy goodness

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classic Utah views in all directions

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fun in the hoodoos

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Tae looking southward

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rolling swoopy descents through the slickrock with some small drops and jumps mixed in

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Zen took just a bit over an hour, so i next went off the adjacent bluff onto the Bearclaw Poppy trail

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the drop in was fun, but i only got one chance to spot and hit the coolest lines

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then it was several miles out-and-back of rolling spidering trails along the toes of the mesa that Zen traversed.   There were some really fun moments, but the big bike and the spiderweb of trails led to a lot of indirect wandering where i was not always able to use gravity to my advantage.   It was kinda like Desert Classic, but with steeper dropins and no hikers.

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i should have headed back to the hotel, but it was still cool out and i wanted another loop on Zen, and to push myself into some fitness on the big bike. i moved pretty steadily without many pics, until i nearly ran this guy over on the one steep rocky slot on the trail. I took the left line.

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4 hrs and 23 miles made hauling the Heckler 3 states and 400 miles worthwhile.