Oratoricalizationalismism

it went like this:

1 day Alana was babbling and tossing out an occasional ‘mama‘ or ‘Yayo‘ or ‘aggggggggggggggggh [my ass is ass-deep in shit]‘. Then i sneezed and she went ‘bez yu daddy‘.

I think i remember G as a good talker, but i think its that more people were listening more intently. Maybe that is why more people hear Alana’s qualities now. She has to work much harder to get people to listen. All of us but her.

definitely it is from listening to a tinyTeacher. Maybe watching G, maybe watching any another kid cuz she is conditioned to be around other kids and fighting for her space. Learned to learn. and now she can ask for cheese.

There is this awesome 6-pod pushcart complete with seatbelts at Kinder Care called ‘The Baby Buggy‘. *want*. is it weird to say that? *want**want*. Every other day for the past 2 weeks I’ve had to lure\tempt\drag Alana out of school cause she sprints down the hall and ascends the BabyBuggy. yesterday G said Alana sure likes the BabyBuggy and Alana said the same in her mutant-tongue. I know i understood it, cuz today she said crystal-diamond-rainbow-rose clear: ‘i want popsikle‘. amazing. not just the words, but the person and conjugation.

amazing.