Automated bid responder, for $1
Scans text of an incoming message, if no bid it asks for a bid. Gives a customizable reply based on percentage off your asking pirce. For an extra dollar, it has a keyword finder that sorts and adjusts reply based on phrases like ‘please‘, ‘thank you‘, and $‘i’ll give ya $x‘. For another quarter, it deletes replies that fail spell and grammar checking.
I think I can make $50k.
| Asking Price Variant | Automated Reply |
|---|---|
| >60% | will your wife bang me for the other $X? |
| 60% | the dollar store opens at 10 |
| 50% | kid’s birthday, or your meth habit – tough call |
| 40% | are you being foreclosed? |
| 30% | i’ve already turned down an offer for x+10% |
| 20% | no thank you |
| 10% | let me think it over, thank you for your interest |