I was chowing on a brown banana and some soggy sweet peppers, shuttling G to soccer and refueling for an hour of work catch-up.

G: dafuck?
Me: they are yummy and sweet
G: peppers are hot
Me: not all, when they grow if they are thirsty they are hot and if they are watered they are sweet
G: *blink*
Me: *peppers**awesome*
G: *blink*
Me:
G: like Alana. when she doesn’t nap she is horrible and when she sleeps she is sweet.

Nearly wrecked laughing so hard. She paid soccermom’s wage.