Hey! I remember you!

Sometimes G hates me and can’t be more than a few seconds away from Beckie

Sometimes she is the happiest baby in the world and is thrilled to see me. Last night I got home and she climbed up the couch and over the half-wall to leap into my arms. then she panicked and ran back to Beckie. Then she did it again woohoo!

I think a lot of her away-from-mommy paranoia has to do with her moods. So I suppose I should be happy that when she wants to be around me she is in a great mood. I’m definitely getting the cream of the crop, but since she hates me all the other times, I don’t feel so bad that so much more falls on Beckie.   We have a ton of fun doing stuff, and the best part is she is usually very happy to just do her thing near me. I get the best of both worlds – happy baby, and self-entertained baby.

When G is happy its become simply amazing to just watch her go and watch her mind work. Happy happy following me all around the house, playing with stuff on the counter she should not play with while I buzz my hair. She is a constant risk, but has developed an unbelievable sense of order and conservationism. If you say “no”, she understands and puts whatever it is down. If you start to put away the mess she has made, she helps!   Except for her new favorite hobby of taking all of Beckie’s jammies out of her bureau and yelling “beebee!”

Sometimes this sense of mature purpose gets her in trouble. Running around in the garage while i screw with my bike, she wanted to help and started brushing tubes –this was a beautiful gesture, but ill-timed as I was cleaning the chain and smacked her in the head with the pedal. ooops.

Today she carried a gallon of water that she saw me preparing, back and forth across the house. Like she knew it had somewhere to be, and she was gonna hang onto it until I made it clear to her where. When she unscrewed the lid, she listened when I told her to stop, and tried to put it back on. The carrying of things from hither to tharn is a newer behavior too – she likes to feel like she’s engaging things that are bigger than her and asserting her will to power upon them. So chairs and stools end up in other rooms, and eventually migrate back. Yesterday she tugged on my pants, and when I played along, I got pulled around the house. Then I got pushed around the house. Then Beckie got pushed around the house. Then she ran off, because G does not walk anywhere.

Rocky Point mudfest

I ride in Rocky Point 10-15 times a year. the riding sucks. I have concluded wearily almost a year ago that there aint shit worth riding there. So usually i go round the Las Conchas neighborhood, which is hardpack dirt roads, pretty and fast, but you can see all 10 miles in an hour or less. Its safe(r), and easy, and certainly has its charms.   But I’ve done it so much lately I’ve gotten totally bored. the other options are to go urban freeride in town, which can be fun if you get up early — lots of foot-high curbs to jump, broken sidewalk, traffic, and packs of dogs to chase you down the street.   but is totally defensive take-your-chances anytime past about 8am.   Sometimes i ride a 2ndary highway to the south, again its sketchy unless its way early. Or you can take your chances riding off the big sandbar that Las Conchas sits on, and plunge down into the estuary. After many forays into deep sand and mud, I’ve gotten sick of the estuary quad trails and made it across it successfully maybe 2x out of 10 tries. Every other time has at best been a Laurence-of-Arabia march, or at worst a slog through a bog.   But, like I said, today I was bored sick of spinning in the neighborhood.

So I hammered out Las Conchas towards town, down the secondary road that skirts the estuary, and into the estuary from the north to check out the oyster farms. Its about 10 miles from my house to the entrance since you have to go all the way down the sandbar then around the estuary, but maybe 2 miles in a straight line.   I told Beckie I would be back in exactly 1 hr, cause she was waiting on me to work out.   First mile in was sandy but passable, then I hit mud. I thought I saw it stop about 200 yards in, foolishly forgetting the full moon would lead to high tide and no chance of dryness. The spot that I thought looked sandy was just a dusting on top of more mud. At this point, I was about 1 mile from my house, and had a clear view of the cell tower I use as a landmark. It would be 40 min back, or maybe 20 to push forward. Fuck it! I’m bored, the route is direct, and I don’t want to ride 10 miles back the other way. The mud was unridable, but fortunately I was ready for this after TOWN 2006. So I resolutely started pushing forward towards the cell tower, home and an afternoon of drinking on the beach. A few spots the mud was so sticky the wheels froze, but mostly it was a slow steady jog.

I was committed by now, and my feet and shoes were totally mudcaked.   The bike was about as bad as it would get, which was not that bad.   So I continued slogging, no point in turning back now as every step forward brought me closer to the cell tower and donw.   The estuary has channels that get enhanced with the tides. Think of them as trenches, and each one now held water up to my waste with slick mud banks on either side, and hordes of little crab-like critters out on the banks having lunch.   Three times I had to ford the inlets, almost losing my shoes and sliding on the banks.   But as long as I didn’t dwell on things, I kept on keeping on.

It ended eventually, got most of the mud off the wheels and arrived home in 1:07 — not bad.   The hose spigot out front for some reason has stopped working, and the valve in the pvc was broken off.   I don’t know if Seaside did this after we complained, or it just was a coincidence, but no water was coming out.   No great loss — the Mexican workers use it more than we do.   So I ran the line from the shower head out the ground floor bathroom window, hosed off my bike, then misted almost everything in WD40.   It was ugly but effective, hardly any rust on the chain or anywhere else when we arrived home, which is key when you consider the possibilities of what could (and has) happened driving a salty mud-encrusted bike home through salt air and sandblasts at 75 mph.

No more experiments with the estuary, from now on I’d rather be bored.

Thank you Brown Santa!

a tale of forbidden platonic man-crush

I frequently pass the UPS man who comes to our office in the afternoons. He shows up right as I am getting ready to ride; he’s going in and out, I’m going in and out, we cram through the doorway in opposite directions together like 4 times a week. My first instinct every day is to go “Welcome Brown Santa!” cause everyone loves the UPS man.   This particular UPS man is black, so I have not done that, cause even though I love the UPS man, I don’t want to say something that might be construed as hurtful or offensive.   And no one wants to offend Santa!   So every day I get ready to ride, he says hi to me and I say hi to him, but deep down I long to say “Thank you Brown Santa!”

Wear.Your.Helmet.

tried the high line on Bermuda Triangle today on National, for about the 3rd time ever. I got inspired watching some others do it, and the more I look the more the line looks doable. But it is hard – a big lift up, then you have to find a narrow line over uneven rocks and keep climbing, then right away its a series of pretty steep rocks down. i got on the first rock lift, tentative, and then flopped off it to the left. On the one hand, this was good I have not yet gotten this far. But its a long way to fall. I got out of the bike and had my feet ready for the drop, but as I squatted down with the momentum from falling i smashed my head into a rock on the other side of the “entrance” line. fortunately i took the hit square on the side of the helmet. As it happened, i realized i’d smacked my head, and that the helmet saved me. then i thought, holy shit that rock is an inch from my face! then i had a moment of post-traumatic holyfuck.

helmet survived and appears intact, got my bell rung but nothing worse, bike may have tweaked the derailleur, and pretty sure i crapped my pants.

wear. your. helmet.

then 2 dudes came rolling along, politely checked up on me (thank you), and proceeded to clean it and make it look easy. bastahdsssss

wear. your. helmet.

meanwhile the bike is overshifting off the cassette and wiggling around in a couple other gears. I gave the lift one more try, and this time got on it, but realized just how tight the line onto the next rock is, as this time I almost fell forward…practice practice. Decided I’d had enough of that particular rock for one day, so climbed to the top of the trial and tried to roll off the last 2 drops. Got one, panicked on the other, a slow-speed endo to complete my humiliation, but no more damage.

wear. your. helmet.

back home the bike in the stand, and it needs a little tweaking. I know I could adjust the limit screw on the derailleur to keep it from overshifting, but I’m pretty sure the problem runs deeper and is possibly a bent derailleur hanger. The rear rotor has been rubbing for a while and also needs some work, and at this point I’m just not sure where to start. Part of me feels like I damn sure should be able to fix the shifting, but the rest of me thinks that for $20 I can have Adventure do it right, and if I take it in on Monday after the Prescott Monstercross I can probably get them to show me how to diagnose and fix the problems — a far better solution!

Happy!

t.Human knows what happy is all about. She’s been saying this for awhile. But now its like a mantra! she gets in a good mood, I go “happy!” and she goes “happy! happy happy happy happy happy!” Then she walks around for awhile telling herself how happy she is.

another sunny, cheerful day in the world of Genevieve.