Area 52

last Sunday i followed SunDog (Louis) out through Area 52. Its a volcanic mesa near the Gila River bed, just outside of Florence. Left about 6:45 for an 8am meet.

this is the mesa we will ride on, seen from Florence.

Area 52 is a freeride zone. There aren’t trails to speak of, just routes that SunDog has plotted. I’d seen tons of pictures on mtbr, and it looked worth checking out. i had pretty much no idea what i was getting myself into. some jumping, some rockface, some hiking, some plants on the trail…nothing i hadn’t seen before. or so i thought. the first clue i should have had that this was going to be a a whole ‘nother ballgame was when i decided it would be a good idea to wear my old army pants over my pads. I fully expected to be the worst rider to show, but hoped to just hide in the group and use my fitness to keep up with the pace even if i planned to bow out of some of the gnarliness.

Area 52

along the Gila River valley

Rule #1 when you are the worst rider: be fast when you can so the group isn’t always waiting for your slow ass. piss as soon as people stop for a break, leave first, have your stuff working, and in my case — climb well. So I was early for our meeting, and had my shit pretty well together. We met just outside of Florence, so I could follow the group down ~40 minutes of dirt roads. It turned out a few people flaked so it was just Sundog and I. which was cool, but from the start i kinda felt like his baggage. and my plan to keep up at all the non-riding times immediately was put into jeopardy when i realized Louis drives fast as shit even on the dirt roads leading to the trail head. Great…not even out of the car and i am already getting dropped! about 10 minutes of the trip was through a wash, and i was in 4WD High 5th gear just trying to keep up. it dialed me in. Which was good, as Louis is a pretty accomplished freerider and i can barely land a 3 ft . drop.

we saddled up, and began a mild climb to the base area of the mesa, where we could get loosened up on some of the many pump lines and get a feel for the terrain. a gross oversimplification would be to call Area 52 slickrock. its largely unulating rock faces, but onlike the stuff in Moab which is very solid and intact, this is extremely eroded and fractured. the lips of the undulations ended sharply, there was volcanic gravel on top of much of it, and plants growing out of every crevice. and of course these were only hardy desert plants that could grow on a rock face — teddy bear and buckhorn cholla, hot bushes, spiky palo verde, barrel cactus. everything horrible with none of the grasses or sage to break it up. lines and routes were surprisingly busy to maneuver through, even though the tires gripped all the bed rock quite well. A common move on the steeps up Slickrock is to turn the climb into a switchback to ease the grade. Here, that put your tires sideways in the gravel, or led you into something with thorns, or was simply impossible as the undulations were so extreme anad cracked. the cracks were often deep and had difficult transitions, and the smooth passages collected the debris and made the best growing medium for the plants. it was completely unforgiving terrain, and i was instantly glad of my wardrobe selection.

all this was just perfect for Louis. As I had gathered from his posts on MTBR, he lives for this type of riding. Despite spending 4 hours alone with the man, I didn’t get to know much about his life, but i did get to know him quite well. our conversation never stopped, but it was all about the ride and the terrain and technique and lines. Louis led most of the conversation — it wasn’t one-sided, just that his passion and enthusiasm for what he was doing had him completely absorbed in it. i enjoyed it immensely. its not like i knew shit about what we were doing or which rock ledge led to a safe passage through this wicked garden, so much like the ride, i just sat back and followed and enjoyed being led by someone who knew what they were doing. Giving up being in charge is quite refreshing, and worst case it would come to a welcome conslusion at 1pm so we could head home for the Superbowl. i was so out of my element, that by the end i had completely equal parts of both feelings.

Louis scouting the next line

Louis realized from my email and my riding that my jumping skills were not very good. he talked me into a couple drops in the play zone near the bottom, i think to evaluate where he was going to lead me as much as anything else. it was really the mark of an experienced and generous riding partner that he would do that, and i’m glad to say i do the same thing when deciding on trails with people i don’t know very well. right from the start we dropped off a big rock that had a slight decline before the drop. while i landed each of the 3-4 footers, none of them felt smooth and my confidence was eroding with each try. i felt myself locking up and wanting to just watch and follow. but he put me through some easier reps, and coached me on a few key points. keep your head up, gently pump the suspension and let go at the drop instead of bunny hopping up and through it, and DO NOT brake when you land. i kept trying to repeat all the steps in my head, along with going left foot forward, and it was hard to put it all together while fighting the urge to piss my pants. After 20 or so small drops including a few in sequence, i did start to get the rhythm down and ride without thinking. all but the left-foot forward; Louis said it was so if you needed to manual and push off something, you wouldn’t overcompensate with your stronger foot. but it just did not feel right. i snowboard with my right in back, and it feels so much more natural than going goofy.

this day reminded me of snowboarding in more ways than one. I knew i was already steeply into a learning curve, so there were going to be some awkward moments and some things i should simply not try, and the best thing to do was to take them all in stride and just have fun. which worked pretty well, except we spent most of the day on the blacks and only the beginning and end of the ride on the blues. It was also, like boarding, a full body experience. there was so much walking the bike up and down and using my hands, and scouting out lines and routes to the next section, it felt more like a bike-oriented hike than a ride. i learned great new ways to carry the Heckler, and the curved part of the chainstay makes for an excellent ergonomic handle.

but the pace provided plenty of opportunity to see the surroundings. standing on the cliff at the top of the mesa, i could see the Superstions, Four Peaks, the McDowells, Camelback and at the far end of the line what I just made out to be Squaw Peak.

bird’s nest burried in a little bush

view of the Gila River

Louis showed me some of the notable trials and lines they had plotted through the area. We sailed down a long smooth drainage with a steep drop-in (i skipped that part), that felt like a luge course through the rock field. after climbing back up, we continued to work our way across more bowls and ridgelines with exposure and steeps. another bowl had a near-vertical drop in and natural bank up the far side – i skipped that one too, but did manage to take it on a slightly esier line. One large crevice through a third bowl Louis called the rockgina, and we hit a 3-4 foot drop that came down right next to it. i surprised both of us by finindg my balls for that one. But mostly i gave up on the jumping at that point. All the pushing and exploring broke whatever rhythm i developed down in the play area, so while i continued to attack many of the lifts and staircases, i did my best to keep both wheels on the ground. I still managed to surprise Louis with a few of the things i got — just cause i don’t jump doesn’t mean i don’t ride South Mountain every week . as we rode away from the exposed ledge dropping 100 feet off the mesa, Louis asked if it bothered me…”nah. i mean, i’m not trying to talk shit, but heights don’t scare me.” i think i was a little bit stronger of a pure climber than Louis, and at least for some stretches i could keep the pace.

Louis wanted to explore the far side of the mesa, so we spent a lot of time after the climb and trials doing a lot more walking than riding. I was glad that he would get something new out of his day, since i definitely felt he was holding back on my behalf. And i had resolved not to complain about things during the course of the day. But after a while the hiking in bike shoes and all the brush and complete lack of rhythm started to grind me down. We turned down the hill at just the right time, but had to make the final push off the nastiest part of the mesa by coming down the back side of a natural waterfall. Fortunately it wasn’t running more than a trickle, cause the hike was hard in any conditions. And it was neat enough to make it, well, neat. But carrying a bike into thorn bushes and being 3 hours worth of tired made it kinda unpleasant. However I got to see upclose the wall Louis had ridden down in a video, and my awe for his skills just kept growing.

Much of the last 30-45 minutes of the ride was a blur of just trying to keep up and hold it together towards the end. i was at the point in the ride where i was not hurt and had resolved to do everything to finish that way, so it made me even more timid for the finish. and then another sprint in the car to not get lost getting back to the road. But fortunately i made it through the day with only a minor abrasion on my sidewall (which was ready to be replaced after this ride anyway), and a tear to the butt-pad on the back of my 20-year old pants! the army sure makes good clothing.

since the trip i have been looking to hit every little obstacle i can find — its like once you get a few skills, so many things become ridable. I took Kila out on the Heckler down past the church and below Red Mtn Park the other night, and we haven’t had so much fun freeriding around the neighborhood since before the 202 came in and all that land was open desert. jumps below the park, stairs at the church, some new concrete blocks to drop off of i had never considered before…it was a nice little hour workout and skillz session, all at dog speed. and the steeps next to the power station have convinced me that the Heckler will take the steeps on Slickrock as well or better than the Blur.   this year the Heckler goes to Moab.  

Another week of bike mechanic hell

How does this keep happening!??!  

that was rhetorical, i know exactly how this keeps happening: a) ride a lot so stuff always needs fixing, b) have 5 bikes between you and your wife, c) suck as a mechanic so everything takes 3x too long, d) be compulsive and eager to learn so you invest lots of time in this, and e) have too much to do so you are sloppy and make mistakes.

grrrrrrrrrr!

things started out well enough getting Beckie’s bike together with Rick’s help, and I learned a lot, and we got really drunk doing it. then Saturday I decided to chase down some play in pivots on the Blur, which led to a good cleaning and a bottom bracket service and a wheel truing and an understanding of the bottom pivot and that i couldn’t fix the problem. Meanwhile, I had the bike upside down, and somehow must have forgotten to get the chain all right once things were rightside up, so i bent my chain and bent the derailleur cage. No great loss both things needed replacing, but in actually measuring and changing a chain and using the PowerLinks for the first time, and then dealing with the additional heretofore-unknown bug of the derailleur, I spent about 3 hours on something that should have taken about 30 minutes, and the thing still wouldn’t shift worth a shit. and then i spent time online ordering parts.

did i mention parts i ordered for another small project were backordered, which meant more time ordering and un-ordering parts?

did i also mention a tiny-yet-essential plastic part on my helmet cracked for no good reason, necessitating an RMA to Giro?

then i decided to get G’s bracket off the Heckler so I could do my mid-week National ride, and in so doing noticed a tiny tear in the sidewall from Area 52. Again, no loss, the tread was gone it was time to replace the tire, but this would be my first time changing out a Stans’d tire. It was different than a typical tubeless, and in my cockiness that i knew what i was doing i shorted a couple key steps since sealant on a Stans’d rim is not quite the same as Slime and a UST rim. more soap, air compressor highly advised, hold the wheel horizontal and shake it sideways…things i will never overlook again. as the job took me about 20 minutes once i re-read the instructions and started over.   thankfully, Alex let me borrow his air compressor overnight — I have got to get one soon! meanwhile the garage looks like the set of a porno movie. and since it was off, i trued the wheels and rotors.

and the rest of Beckie’s parts arrived.

i did ride Hawes with Ray and Alex, and we had fun despite the constant ghost-shifting off my rear derailleur. and i hit the staircase by the Walgreen’s again, this time on the Blur!

Election Thoughts

People seem ridiculously fanatic about voting in person. this i do not understand? what is the big fat fear over absentee ballots? Are you that worried about your vote not getting counted? fraud?   For years people were paranoid about fraud at the polling stations, but now that is suddenly secure?   i just don’t buy it, especially when the option is sitting in line for an hour getting gabbed at by Seniors.

Arizona supposedly has a form that allows you to permanently request a mail-in ballot. but somehow this did not work for me this time around. i am not sure if i mailed it in, or if it was a plot to stop me from voting ever again?!?!

i am revolted by the bullshit the Democrats pulled in disallowing the delegates from Michigan and Florida. and with nary a peep in the media. The time is long gone for Iowa and New Hampshire to have such a disproportionate influence in the national campaign. The increased number of states running primaries on this Super Tuesday is perfect evidence that people want their primaries to make a difference and not be an afterthought to the nominations. maybe back in the day before the internet, those 2 little sad states made for a good pre-season game as candidates honed their messages, but its ridiculous that they should wield more influence than a Michigan or a Florida and be responsible for such a reduction of the field. The Democrats putting their party before their people was disgusting, but hardly surprising. I remembered that 20 years ago i read Robert Michels’ Political Parties, and was pleasantly surprised that i can now legitimately drop such a catchy phrase as “the iron law of oligarchy” without being a poser.

the tv news is over the top. Every channel at the gym had live coverage, or at the very least a ticker running on the bottom of the show. Elections do not require up-to-the-instant coverage, but watching the networks try to do a play-by-play was hysterical. One station had a play clock counting down time remaining in North Dakota. then it switched to time remaining in California, which was the same time but an hour later. Am I the only one who saw the time zones displayed on their always visible maps, or was everyone else just distracted by the topo map accentuating the Idaho border? There were graphics of very martial looking donkeys and elephants wearing UnderArmour and tunics. Fox News actually had a bolded title on screen New Results When Polls Close at 10! This was probabaly a fascinating headline for many of Fox’s viewers.

finally, i found myself trying to rationalize an acceptance of Hillary Clinton. Personally, I can’t stand Hillary. I don’t trust her, i don’t like her, i find her sleazy and fake and generally an ugly person. her mannerisms annoy the crap out of me, and she just strikes me with her body language as a catty bored know-it-all.   But then i thought…well, New York is a pretty educated, diverse state with lots of Republicans and Democrats, blue collar and money, cities and country…maybe they know something we don’t know? they are not a bunch of hayseeds from Iowa or New Hampshire?   I mean, if you had to pick one state to be a good reflection of a broad spectrum, New York would certainly be it.   Which is scary cause it means Hillary really is electable.

Speed Sliding

speed sliding

–noun

  1. the rapid descending of a slide-like surface over and over whereon descender gets shuttled to the high point of the slide
  2. a tonic for distraught little girls who have bonked their heads

Another fabulous day in the park. I rode this AM, Beckie was ready to pull out some hair and wanted to ride her newly drive-trained bike. This meant the trailer’s bracket had to go from the Superlight to the Blur, which it did thusly while the tinyHuman was fussing. but something was immediately wrong. beckie was gone, a link was bent…did you say bent? and Kila was only able to pull us about 3 houses back up the street. So we walked back to the garage, and i quickly figured it would be easier to switch the bracket to the Heckler than to fix the Blur’s chain.

and off we went.

much the norm — running, playing, sliding, pre-Superbowl tailgating. til the invention of Speed Sliding, which we need to reserve for those occasions when it is absolutely necessary. Its like an antibiotic — don’t use it for say…a skinned knee…if normal methods of kissing the owey will suffice. This is for serious wounds only.

meanwhile several other kids at the park were running round without their shoes. and suddenly G wanted her shoes off. there is no proof of this “other-child” based decision, but i am pretty sure. real sure, in fact.

so we ran barefooted, and that led to some interventionistic parenting. culminating in “the daddy roll.” there’s a baby, there’s a hill, and there’s me keeping her isolated between my elbows and my hips while we tumble down the slope. i need to adopt a more yoge-esque horse stance, but otherwise its all good. having a laughing giggling tinyHuman that close to me as we spin round and round is very sweet. and dizzy, for both of us.   and then walking back to the bike, she came upon a more direct path that went across the gravelled parking lot. but noted her bare feet, adjust course accordingly. very smart. very smart indeed.

the Heckler is a bitch to pull the trailer uphill, and Beckie sneakied up behind us on the way up Roland.   and then onto the Superbowl.