• My boyfriend doesn’t touch me there
• I think you raped me
• 2 is the same work as 1
• I won’t play on his team, he’s not nice
• You’re attacking me personally
• I just like dancing close, it didn’t mean anything
• What do you mean it didn’t mean anything?!?!
• This is my dildo
• I’m not on birth control, i thought you knew
• i dated this guy from Uganda; you should wear a rubber
• Do you have any rope?
• I’m sorry I led you on, but I really need your help with this account.

These are all true, or mostly true. Women are nuts.

♂ ♀