Commuter Road Rage

Chongoman had a good post in response to someone asking for commuter advice. his message was stay away from road rage at all costs, do not engage the drivers at all, be defensive and have fun.

it made me think about a situation yesterday – I got cutoff so a guy could turn into a Lowe’s right in front of me, instead of 2 seconds and letting me get by the entrance. And i thought for about as long as it took to go by the parking lot how easy it would be to watch him go in, then have at his SUV for a couple blows. No one would have caught me hauling out into an urban area on my bike. No one would hardly have even cared.

But nothing good would have come of that. I had not thought about it until just now, which was good. if i had pursued that, at the very least it would have eaten at me over and over for a few days. And me getting away clean with an ulcer is the best possible outcome – someone attacking me with their car, running me down, pushing me off the road etc etc etc are all more likely.

In the car, you can be a little agro and not really get into anything as long as you don’t get carried away. But on a bike, you are completely 100% naked and vulnerable. You might get a shot in and vanish, but you’re a target from then on. But the upside of commuting blows away anything in a car – other than tired, i usually am in a good mood when i’m done commuting.

Its too easy to let the general agro nature of a commute make you take offense at stuff that had no effect – getting cut off sucked, but I saw the whole thing play out and avoided it. Can’t say I won’t ever give someone the finger, but the reminder to avoid avoid avoid confrontation really can’t be heard too often.

The New Site

It was time for a change. The old site was nice, but i got tired of how cartoonish it looked, like most of my older web-design. a great leap forward was calling at me.

The problem is, technology doesn’t solve the basic issues of picking out a theme you like. And then i get to get in touch with my feminine side and pick and nag at it to customize it and make it just so. This is mostly pretty fun, but its also work. The most noticeable tweaks to the width took about an hour during a slow workday. From there is was tweaking colors, link behavior, separators, the contents of the sidebar, and about a dozen total little changes. Its nice to see my relatively smooth working competency with CSS and PHP, and always a good mental exercise to work with code – even if it is simple code. The most complicated issue was something i’m the only one who would notice – post separator characters after the last post on a page. The php code here was all wrapper classes with particularities to its behaviors, but between the code and the WordPress docs I could not find a way to do what i wanted. WordPress docs are helpful for common things, but it was like USA Today for programmers, almost informative but useless for hardcore information — perfect for the average web designer who is capable but not fluent with coding. I’m an anomaly in that my coding isnt very good, but I’m used to working with sophisticated codebase’s and reading more technical code docs. So i was at once bored and frustrated with the WordPress docs. Finally i found out the info on a message board. and Beckie did acknowledge how much nicer the tweak made the page look, when you compared them side by side, and gave a shit!

The graphic looks nice, but took a stupid amount of time, as farting around with graphics always does.   And I managed to prick my fingers a bunch of times getting the right shot. stupid chollaballs.

Tortilla, Take Two

i needed to hit it again. Worry over the potential loss due to the potential move, and desperation to get some kind of semblance of conditioning for the upcoming Crazy 88. I commuted to work twice this week, and spent an hour on the trainer, and rode G to the park like 3 times which i don’t even count in my riding log. twas an above-average week. Its all about power and spin right now, I’m warming up to the idea of wanting to do the whole race. It is going to be a sufferfest, but if I don’t WANT to finish there is no chance in hell i will. So i’m leaving myself open to the warming to the wanting it.

And decided to add in the climb up Las Sendas outbound and on the return. It would add 15-20 minutes and 2 decent hills. Took 4:15 total for 70 miles, with about 30 minutes idle time. I was going to meet up with singlespeedsycip (Mark) and some of his crew at the Dash In for the 42 miler. I hung out for about 10 minutes waiting at 5:45am, then headed up the rode figuring they’d run me down as a group working together in the flats. And they did, blew right by me and up the hill. Mark fortunately kept looping back for his buddy Simon, who was just a tad slower than me, and holy crap he made it look effortless. Markwas nursing rickety knees the first few times I rode with him, and its great to see him kicking ass now that he feels good. The company was nice too, and worth the time.

I got my first flat in about a year and a half just as we left from the top. The fix was uneventful but i knew right away it’d be 20 miles til i saw anyone again. It was cool. i got to dig deep, and the legs were not hurting anywhere nearly as badly as last week. My time wasn’t much better, which wasn’t really surprising, but i did feel stronger and mentally tougher the whole ride, even though everything is achey this afternoon. There were a couple good stretches of climbing where Mark pushed my pace. It might have been 5 minutes all-told, but it will pay off later. Eat the elephant one step at a time.

home, banana pancakes again, shopping again, cooking again – ribs and grilled veggies. i think i’ve finally mastered how to cook ribs – long and slow and low. Beckie and I ate an entire slab, and this gluttony can only partially be blamed on the ride; the rest was all my fabulous cooking. G has started to make a chomping noise for kicks when she eats. We chomped loudly on ribs. i pork products.

Genevieve and My Yambag

a little tune that came to me in a blinding epiphany of pain, like one of those Irish drinking songs where you keep adding verse upon verse, or Afroman’s “Because I Got High”. and its always fun to use a new stupid word, courtesy of today’s ride with singlespeedsycip.

ahem…

Genevieve and My Yambag – A Sad Song of Many Verses

Genevieve runs over to hug me, and her head smashes my yambag.

Genevieve lays with me on the pool chair, and her knees smash my yambag.

Genevieve sits on my lap, and her sit bones crush my yambag.

Genevieve fights me when i shod her, and her feet kick my yambag.

Genevieve thrashes in bed, and her legs smack my yambag.

Genevieve stuggles out of the carseat, and her heels nail my yambag.

Genevieve climbs on the monkey bars, and her toes pound my yambag.

Genevieve lolls on the couch, and her elbow impales my yambag.

Genevieve jumps on the couch, and her giant sloshy body pulverizes my yambag.

Genevieve climbs up on the bed, and walks firmly across my yambag.

Pipe Tape – Not Just for Tubeless Tires

her $1.28 waterwings started to leak – it really was a $.64 wing that was leaking. Over the last 10 days G has been in the pool almost every day, and empowered by the wings’ ability to bring her to the top she has no worries about going under from a jump. Or the slide. Or playing 12347. And i taught her how to use her legs AND her arms by saying “paddle paddle paddle“. Today she paddled an entire 7 feet to Beckie, and it seemed very rewarding to her…very motivational, lots of positive reinforcement being able to not let Mommy get away. Sometimes she says “i wanna go under with you daddy.” the last few days the new game has been sitting in the chair together, and the best part is when we all topple in.

So the failing wing was a powerful damper on her pool revelry. Fortunately, it came after an hour of pool revelry. There was more pool time to be had later in the afternoon, but another trip to the store was not to be had later in the afternoon.

First Beckie used the air compressor, now my bike supplies are critical to child pool safety.

another stone on the path towards the next bike.

Happy Flu

An experiment to watch the diffusion of ideas across the web.

The Boring Part

Internet does not exist per se, it is merely the volatile aggregate of information, flowing around. For the past few years – following the emergence of the so-called Web 2.0 – information diffusion has been more and more orchestrated by bloggers instead of mainstream media. This paradigm shift has given us the opportunity to understand how word of mouth works by providing an actual framework in which a resource could be observed while spreading.

The Fun Part

What’s in for you? The unique opportunity of being part of a fun, collaborative experiment. The resource we are offering you to spread is unique : the Happy Flu visualizer tracks its own diffusion. This means that when you post it on your own blog or website, in a couple of minutes you will appear on the applet. You will be linked to the place you first saw the resource and, even better, everyone spreading the resource from your page will be linked to you. This involves a lot of happy magic. We think it could be fun to build the biggest possible diffusion tree, don’t you?
Get Involved!

Interested? Here is how it goes :

When you come across the Happy Flu visualisation applet, and if you want to spread it, click on “Spread it”. Enter your website’s name and url (those will appear on the Happy Flu visualisation as soon as your own post gets a few hits). Click “get code” and copy/paste the code in a blog article, and that’s all!

A Few Notes

Please note that in order to have meaningful graphics and coherent data, we ask you to use the “Spread it” button on the website where you discovered Happy Flu.

A Great Workday

what are the ingredients of a great workday?

  • free food
  • don’t work very hard
  • be engaged and intrigued and challenged and learn new stuff
  • hit a home run

add to that meeting some very interesting influential people, winning a PlayStation Portable, and getting some Dos Equis and 12-year old Scotch…its amazing I get paid for this!!

I’ll keep it general, since on principal I don’t like to talk too much about work on my blog. We were having our Technology Summit where many of the top folks from Phoenix and the various other Dev teams converged on the new location for 3 days of conferences and presentations and office warming. Good stuff, learned some things, networked a bit, breakfast lunch dinner and drinks on the 2nd day. The highlight of the conference was a competition dreamed up by my manager – the prize a new PSP and 15 minutes of fame and adulation from your coworkers-   where each person was challenged to come up with an idea to “Restock the Shelves” and help grow our business to offset the impending loss of our LiveNation customers. Whoever says Ticketmaster is an old fat happy monopoly has never worked with the R&D Team.

The idea came to me almost all at once, a geyser of connected thoughts that had been percolating slowly from my recent and frequent usage of Ebay, Craigslist, and SteapandCheap.com. What if we took our existing customer accounts and their ability to set notification preferences via email, but also tied them into postings on our Exchange site like Craigslist – enabling them to get customized timely messages about ticket resales and events of their choice – and sent it all out as RSS feeds, deliverable possibly by a desktop client like SteapandCheap??

I knew right away the PSP was mine!

The idea had it all – revenue generation, traffic to our site, traffic specifically to our Exchange sites that would hurt our competition, sexy evolving technology, and compulsive shopping. I shared it with Rich at the first break, and he was impressed, as were Beckie and one of the Dev leads I often kibbitz with. The best part was, if my idea got beaten out, then some of the other very smart and very capable people at the conference were surely working just as hard at their own ideas. And it meant money for the company, and ultimately more for all our bonuses. I was not disappointed, as the other ideas that I did hear were all pretty darn good in their own right. Its exciting being in a creative environment with other sharp people.

The competition led our resident Alpha Genius to establish a Friday morning brainstorming session to go with our free bagels and shmear, and I can’t wait to participate. This is where great new ideas are going to be born, where inside tracks to working on them will be established, and where individually i will get to play to some of my strengths in design and problem-solving.

and yes, i did go home with the PlayStation.

The Wedding Playlist

Another item that would have been on The Wedding Website (detailed post forthcoming – its easier to do this small post first), but wasn’t. We each picked 50 songs for the Reception, and collaborated on the other groovy moody songs.

It still makes for some good listening on an afternoon around the pool.

Seating
1. Simon Wynberg – Strathgarry (3:29)
2. Bela Fleck – See Rock City (4:03)
3. Keola Beamer – Sase (Sassy) (1:46)
4. John Whelan/Eileen Ivers – Trip To Skye (2:36)
5. Reggae Cowboys – Redemption Song (4:55)
6. Bela Fleck – Slipstream (5:08)
7. Gerald Trimble – The York Reel/Dancing Feet (2:43)
8. Moving Hearts – Tribute To Peadar O’Donnell (5:05)
9. Keola Beamer – Hi’ilawe (2:35)
10. Laurie Riley and Bob NcNally – Morghan Meaghan (3:04)
11. Orison – The Butterfly (3:50)
12. Bela Fleck – The Legend (4:18)
13. Markahuasi – Flor de un día (2:51)
14. Bela Fleck – Whitewater (3:09)
15. Bela Fleck – Up and Around the Bend (3:34)

Entrance
1. The Corrs – Rebel Heart (4:06)

Reception
1. Buckwheat Zydeco – Hot Tamale Baby (4:07)
2. The Verve Pipe – The Freshmen (4:30)
3. Dave Matthews Band – Lover Lay Down (5:37)
4. Blues Traveler – Girl Inside My Head (3:38)
5. Bob Dylan – Tangled Up In Blue (5:41)
6. Norah Jones – Come Away With Me (3:18)
7. Eagles – The Long Run (3:41)
8. Slightly Stoopid – Mellow Mood (feat. G. Love) (4:40)
9. Aretha Franklin – Share Your Love With Me (3:20)
10. Grateful Dead – Franklin’s Tower (5:22)
11. Santana – Love of my life-w- dave matthews (5:47)
12. Cowboy Junkies – Misguided Angel (4:52)
13. Jewel – Love Me Just Leave Me Alone (3:47)
14. BareNaked Ladies – If I Had A Million Dollars (4:27)
15. 10,000 Maniacs – Gold Rush Brides (3:25)
16. Alanis Morissette – Alanis – Hands Clean (4:38)
17. Led Zeppelin – All My Love (5:56)
18. Pepper – Sitting On the Curb (3:02)
19. Cowboy Junkies – Miles from Our Home (4:34)
20. Maroon 5 – She Will Be Loved (4:17)
21. Norah Jones – Sunrise (3:20)
22. Santana – Game Of Love (Michelle Branch) (4:05)
23. Shivaree – Goodnight Moon (4:03)
24. Angela Ammons – Always Getting Over You (4:06)
25. Melissa Etheridge – You Can Sleep While I Drive (3:15)
26. Strength In Numbers – Slopes (6:16)
27. Audioslave – Like A Stone (4:50)
28. Pepper – Tradewinds (4:16)
29. Bela Fleck – Natchez Trace (4:56)
30. Aretha Franklin – (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman (2:44)
31. Morcheeba – Aqualung (3:23)
32. Norah Jones – Shoot The Moon (3:56)
33. Bic Runga – Sway (4:21)
34. Cowboy Junkies – A Horse in the Country (3:51)
35. 3 Doors Down – Here Without You (3:58)
36. Social Distortion – Angel’s Wings (Acoustic) (4:20)
37. Cyndi Lauper – Time After Time (4:03)
38. Dusty Springfield – Son Of A Preacher Man (2:27)
39. Natalie Merchant – cowboy romance (4:39)
40. Bob Dylan – Shelter From The Storm (1976 – Live – Hard Rain) (5:30)
41. Robert Hunter – Reuben & Cherise (5:11)
42. Men At Work – Overkill (Acoustic) (3:48)
43. Cowboy Junkies – Blue Moon Revisited (Song for Elvis) (4:27)
44. Melissa Etheridge – Come To My Window (3:57)
45. Evanescence – My Immortal (4:23)
46. Live – Lightning Crashes (5:25)
47. Cowboy Junkies – Sun Comes Up, It’s Tuesday Morning (3:56)
48. Jewel – Life Uncommon (4:56)
49. No Doubt – Running (4:01)
50. Santana – Smooth- with Rob Thomas (4:58)
51. Sheryl Crow – Sweet Child O Mine (3:57)
52. Day One – Bedroom Dancing (3:47)
53. Nickelback – Saturday Night’s Alright (3:44)
54. Natalie Merchant – Beloved Wife (5:02)
55. Dramarama – Anything, Anything (3:20)
56. Various – Beast Of Burden (3:38)
57. Evanescence – Bring Me To Life (3:57)
58. Sting – Fields Of Gold (3:42)
59. Godsmack – Realign (4:23)
60. Led Zeppelin – Fool In The Rain (6:12)
61. Blondie – Heart Of Glass (4:10)
62. Slightly Stoopid – Collie Man (2:13)
63. The Offspring – Spare Me The Details (3:24)
64. U2 – All I Want Is You (6:30)
65. Goo Goo Dolls – Dizzy (2:41)
66. Cardigans – Lovefool (3:18)
67. Everlast – 7 Years (4:05)
68. Phunk Junkeez – Everyday (3:33)
69. Bruce Springsteen – I’m Going Down (3:29)
70. Slightly Stoopid – Sweet Honey (3:50)
71. Genesis And Phil Collins – Turn It On Again (3:51)
72. Lenny Kravitz – If I Could Fall In Love (4:21)
73. Talking Heads – Totally Nude (4:11)
74. Damian Marley – And Be Loved (3:01)
75. Sublime – What I Got (Reprise) (3:01)
76. Billy Joel – Say Goodbye To Hollywood (4:35)
77. Strength In Numbers – Slopes (6:16)
78. Sarah McLachlan – Sweet Surrender (4:00)
79. Bruce Springsteen – Sherry Darling (4:03)
80. Rusted Root – Ecstasy (5:02)
81. Everclear – Brown Eyed Girl (4:21)
82. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark – If You Leave (4:32)
83. Goo Goo Dolls – Slave Girl (2:17)
84. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Scar Tissue (3:37)
85. 3 Doors Down – So I Need You (3:49)
86. Sugar Ray – Fly (4:04)
87. The Offspring – Want You Bad (3:22)
88. Lucinda Williams – Lines Around Your Eyes (2:29)
89. Wild Cherry – Play That Funky Music (3:11)
90. Nelly Furtado – Forca (3:40)
91. The Nails – 88 Lines About 44 Women (4:53)
92. Green Day – Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) (2:34)
93. Santana – Amore (Ft. Macy Gray) (3:51)
94. Norah Jones – What Am I To You (3:29)
95. Big Head Todd & The Monsters – Broken Hearted Savior (4:21)
96. R.E.M. – Fall on me (2:50)
97. The Cars – It’s All I Can Do (3:45)
98. Buckwheat Zydeco – What You Gonna Do (4:28)
99. U2 – With Or Without You (4:56)

Not So Bad

did Tortilla Flat on Sunday. omigawd i can’t believe its been so long since i’ve done this ride. omigawd i can’t believe its been so long since i’ve done this ride and i have not become a fat sack of crap. Its the best ride and best workout of all the road rides in the Valley. Oddly, this was only the 2nd time I’ve done the full 65 miles from the house and back instead of the 42 from Apache Junction and back. Its always seemed so long, and so remote, but when it takes 25 minutes to drive to the start and just 45 to ride there…well i’m just kicking myself i finally figured this out with so few months left on this part of town. Saguaro Lake has a lot of climbing in the same mileage, but its up and down and full of traffic. Tortilla is big s-curves up and down that flow into each other really well.

and its a big effort. I was hurting at the start, not realizing how much climbing there is going through Mesa and AJ, and my legs were out of roadie shape. The slow pace diden’t bother me since i left before dawn at 4:50 and spent the first 30 minutes in the pre-dawn, mentally and physically foggy. But it flowed off me surprisingly easily and it wasn’t til the final big climb out that I really started to hurt, and that was completely expected no matter in what condition I arrived at that point – that climb always hurts.

my log shows that I am more-or-less on the same pace for roadie hours as last year. Not as many 2 hr rides, but now I’m commuting some. The real difference is i have only done Tortilla about twice in the past 2 years. I rode a smart race at Tour de Scottsdale, but i am weak.

it was soupy at the beginning and all ride long, but the overcast that held the soup in kept the sun more-or-less out through the whole ride. I figured out how to carry 4 20oz bottles of gatorade, and even had some left at the end. I worked hard, but am way psyched that i was not crushed by this ride. I did the 42 miles from the VFW Post to the end-of-the-pavement and back in 2:28, only about 10 minutes off my best times. I had less than a 5 minute break at the top, under 4 hours door-to-door.

Animals seen:

  • 1 dead rattlesnake
  • 1 coyote
  • 7 live rabbits
  • 1 dead rabbit
  • 1 turkey vulture, eating aforementioned rabbit
  • about 14 dudes in a crotch-rocket Club, who scared me but not too bad on the stretch form the town to the top, and then i left at the top fanning themselves and smoking cigarettes

The traffic was not at all bad on the way out, other than the motos but they were mostly just noisy and were the only traffic after the lake. One the return, there was a lot of traffic going outbound, but as long as I kept my eyes out and didn’t catch them in any blind turns I felt very safe. Back home before 9, ready to cook some banana pancakes and do it again next weekend.