If I Had 700 Billion

PETER
Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

LAWRENCE
I’ll tell you what I’ll do, man–Two chicks at the same time.

PETER
That’s it? If you had a million dollars, that’s what you’d do, two
chicks at the same time?

LAWRENCE
Damn straight, man. I’ve always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a
millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money.

PETER
Well not all chicks….

LAWRENCE
Well, the type that double up on a guy like me do

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