To My Coworkers

Leaving your empty soda can next to the overfilling recycle bin is not an act of conservationism. Think globally, act locally means crush your can and your neighbor’s and put it in bin. It would be better to throw your can in the regular garbage because you would not be littering. In reality, this is just a complex argument to veil my basic revulsion at having to graze on leftover meeting food with so much trash around.

I am going boarding. Don’t call, don’t write, don’t care.

This note kinda reminds me of when Scarface quit his job in Half-Baked.

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