Thanks Viagra, you kept me rigid all week!

After 6 days in a row on the bike, and I think that many partaking in the holidays, I had no energy for the gym or the road or anything other than sitting on the trainer.   A commute into work the next day and my legs were two stilts of pain underneath me.   I needed a rest day bad, cause Thursday I was joining my friend Yuri for one of his crew’s ThNR – a possibly epic creep around the dark corners and forgotten pathways of our megalopolis.

17 mile commute into work, ~15 mile shot up the Cross Cut Canal to the Arizona Canal to a meetup with beer. An urban ride is so deep and dark and underground, to slide past the cars and the skyscrapers and the transitions between totty and food stamps, Yuri did a much better job with pics than I can with words.

We rolled through the Rio Salado riparian area and ended under an overpass, drinking our tallboys.   I crushed mine and went to put it in my pack, Yuri said no give it to the homeys.   In fact, we were standing in the largest green bin in the southwest, for as I looked around the devastation of South Phoenix, I did not see a single stray can or bottle.   2 coyotes buzzed us on our way out, one after a dead cat near a sleeping vagrant’s bedroll, the other likely his help.

We crossed cobbles and sand and barriers to emerge somewhere where John put down the hammer and we next ended up at Rula Bula in Tempe for beer. Then back to the office to pick up my laptop, then 17 tired miles home.   70 miles and 5 hrs spin time – not bad for a commute.

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2 more days off, most importantly without ‘holiday’, left my legs feeling ready for a 1.5 hr roadie.   A bobcat ran in front of me crossing Ellsworth, first one i have seen in Phoenix, a lift to the spriti for the remaining 30 min of pain.

I could have ridden Hawes, but then what would I have named this post?

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The flies descended on Casa V the first temperate evening, ravenous, like wild dogs, like the feral cats who scooped up the turkey organs and innards we left outside for them.   The sluggish economy hurting the animals and insects as well. When the wind picked up enough to keep them away, and keep us inside, most of them were dead already. I could not find a flyswatter at the Superlay, and in my failure i realized my *ahem* ‘locals’ knowledge’ is limited to the tequilla aisle and a fish salesman named Benny who i don’t think screws me too badly.   Staring for 10 minutes at a package of what might-be sour cream and wondering if it was actually cream cheese or yogurt or butter had a profound downer affect on my chillaxin.   When a nice woman from Texas with big hooters pointed me to the next aisle, and I finally saw the familiar ¡Philãdelphia box , i knew i was outmatched.   Time to grab my liquor and head home!   My cable lock blew up and forced me to hack through it for 10 minutes with my multitool while a bunch of local hombres sorta wondered why no one was arresting the gringo and sorta realized the pretty vest and pretty helmet and pretty shoes must go with the pretty bike.     Then I threw out the lock, cause 4 liters of liquor and 2lbs of cream cheese was enough weight.   This ensured I could not stop again, and would resort to killing flies with a magazine, a newspaper, a shop vac, a teva, a beer can, and a diaper.

6 visits ago, Beckie bought this from a vendor named Lupe.

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Lupe has since said hi to us every visit.   and Lupe’s partner Margarita had flyswatters.   Beckie ran to the house for money, the ladies commented muy gorda, and were embarrassed i understood.

What can i say? She is a load.

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i was kinda shocked at how much Lupe remembered us, but it makes sense when she prolly talked to Beckie for like 20 min selling her dresses.   We hung out and kvelled for 10 minutes just to spend 250 pesos on flyswatters.   Hella good selling too, usually i don’t even look up to say “no thank you” to the beach vendors, usually now i just let G say it for me.   But even dad can’t be a dick to a solicitor when there’s a baby involved.   good selling indeed.

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Though Alana will stop being fat soon enough, since she pretty much doesn’t stop moving if she’s awake.   The weekend was perfect for her to slink around on the beach for hours, and slink around on the tile floors for hours more.   Except for crawling into sharp shells, or water, or pelican bones, or broken glass, or sharp gravel, or dead flies.

so tired…
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Lupe indeed brought us a very cute very tinyDress for Alana the next day. It was unfortunately too chilly to wear.   I’m wondering what else I can have delivered to me on the beach?

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Princess Alana, The Squirmy

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