Demasculation

After Wolf Creek I was inconsolable, sweating and nervous, sick for powder.  I ordered all the tuning tools i didn’t already own, and turned the kitchen into Chollaball’s Ride & Apparel Shoppe. For 2 days i edged, waxed and burned p-tex while starving for direction.

2017_0107_boards_fixed

I rode 1.5 hours from home out to Local Jonny’s  to share a beer with Gordon and Yuri, and find whatever motivation to push push myself. I’m fat, my knee hurts, and I have no excuses. G and I hit 15 miles of contoured desert and grabby edges the next day.

2017_0108_Browns_01_fixed

2017_0108_Browns_02_fixed

Absent  soccer the next weekend, the kids rode the MBAA McDowell Meltdown race. I rode over Bell Pass and down into Fountain Hills to meet them at the starting gate. G was leading  1/3 into her race for 11-12s, but crashed out when she overcooked a turn. She hit her face and twisted her seat, cried when she quit after limping 1.5 miles back in. 30 min later she was pissed for not winning. Hopefully she learned to ride on the right side of the edge.

2017_0114_MBAA_01_fixed

Alana took first in her first-ever MTB race for 8&Under girls. 1 lap of the Sport Loop, where she enjoyed beating a lot of the boys too.

2017_0114_MBAA_02_fixed

The biggest blemish on the day was seeing the sexism so many boys have learned at such a young age. The race organizer had kids line up by 5’s by age group, and lined up ALL the boys first. As if screwing the girls out of a clean hole shot never entered his mind. Why dont they spread the races out by 5 min? Both girls reported hearing “You’re being passed by a girl” and having to deal with bullshit while passing on the trail. I will let MBAA know, when I find a voice to say it constructively. Beckie tut-tutted at my disappointment  given all the times she’s dealt with mansplaining and entitlement on the trail. Dinner at Four Peaks cured all.

Sunday we  were in the car at 4:30 to catch first chair at Snowbowl after a storm. The girls picked up where they left off.  Alana crapped out at noon and slept in the car, which for $16 on the day was supah w me. No friends on powder days. G kept going and going til 2:30 when we bailed out before the traffic. Back home by 5:30, 13 hrs door-to-door.

2017_0115_Snowbowl_fixed

The weather pounded AZ all week. Inauguration Day I went for a wet beery dog ride.

2017_0120_Dogride_fixed

Soccer games cancelled, we went to AZ on the Rocks  free anniversary party.  Alana had just come from gymnastics, and G from the gym with me: they said they were both hungry when we arrived. I hoped to starve them out after an hour, to return to the comfort of my couch. No such luck as there was free food and ice cream, and we stayed for 3 hours. #WPP.

Alternative fact: holding a place in line for my children to jump off a wall, especially while i could be climbing, is life’s greatest pleasure.

2017_0122_AZontheRocks_02_fixed

2017_0122_AZontheRocks_01_fixed

2017_0122_AZontheRocks_04_fixed

2017_0122_AZontheRocks_03_fixed

I bought Snowbowl’s 2-for-Tuesday online tix while we were huddling inside from the rain. Then we played hooky, $150 for everyone to ride 4 feet of fresh.

2017_0124_Snowbowl_01_fixed

Little story about this little girl: she mistakenly went down the gulley at the bottom of Agassiz, then to the top of the mountain and all the way to bottom of Humphreys. I kept hoping she’d be tired, but she just kept going. Some of the most challenging runs she’s done, nonstop and no doubts. She takes instructions incredibly and has a flourishing sense of self-evaluation.  

2017_0124_Snowbowl_02_fixed

That Saturday, G’s team was losing 5-0 against the #3 team in the country when she took one in from midfield. That night I went to the Old Timers game at the 35th Anniversary of New Years Fest. Here is a story about my first  NYF in 1997.

I’ve had a real hard time being around the game for the last 10 years. Tonight no one ran  and no one tracked turnovers. There were so many old friends to hug. I stopped a point twice to hug both Matt Westfield and Philip Norton Brown.

2017_0130_OldTimersNYF_01

Look, I’m about to throw away a hammer!!
2017_0130_OldTimersNYF_02

Irony: the generation who built the internet has only fat photos at 46 to brag about their radness. The video of me making the play of my life was lost cause the guy couldnt find the tape. I made peace with Ultimate that night. I think. I might go punch someone. I might go back next year.

That night my back hurt, not from pounding my knees but from short striding so much i pulled my glutes. The reunion went on the next day with a big group ride on the Black Canyon Trail from the Gloriana TH. I was worried, slow and shy, I ignored people and kept pace. I climbed and descended, didn’t melt down, and ended steadily. I’m less afraid of a beating when i have less to lose.

John look great, I haven’t seen him in almost 10 years
2017_0131_BCT_fixed

 

 

Officially new family tradition of alt-Xmas and whiteout driving

3 years in a row Wolf Creek for  Xmas with the family. And 9 December trips now for me. Each successive trip nudging me closer and closer to buying a tow rope and some shackles for the truck. I bounced the rear end  lightly off a snow covered embankment to get me back into arc of the turn coming down into Pagosa Springs. Same turn I did a donut on in 2007. By choice, i swear. I prefer to think I’m getting more experienced at driving in winter conditions. Table stakes for powder days.

9in of fresh fell during our first day. 6 months post-TKR my knee didn’t hold me back at all. Only  being fat to blame.

2016_1222_wolfcreek_01_fixed

They got 15 inches more that night, which was for awhile too much. The lifts didn’t open til 10, and I nearly drowned. The day started sour. The kids really wanted only a half day of lessons, trying to all meet atop Raven Lift for lunch was a cluster. I thought it might just suck, but, such  is impossible. The worst day snowboarding beats most other days.

2016_1223_wolfcreek_01_fixed

G knows  no one likes a complainer  or their pouting, and Alana is getting good enough we almost all have fun. Last year i said  “All  I want for my birthday is them to come snowboarding with me.”  Yes. So much yes.

2016_1223_wolfcreek_02_fixed

I wanted to cry. I was growing wings, forever unsticking from icy Greens full of Texans.

2016_1223_wolfcreek_03_fixed

2016_1223_wolfcreek_04_fixed

Coyote on the road out of town.

2016_1224_wolfcreek_01_fixed

Day 3 the Dump settled into cream, 30 degrees and blue sky. G, Beckie and I rode Treasure Lift all morning. They took the blues while I dropped Alberta face. Some of it was textbook and i was glorious, some was too much heel sliding and lawndarts.  Ugly or not, i de-emasculated myself, booted me from my hole of fitness excuses. I had frequent headaches and shortness of breath pulling myself off the ground. Thusly riven, I met up with G for le shushing down the lower mountain. Run by run she was getting the pow and the pitch, looking for her lines and her exits. I’m not always seeing her, but I keep seeing her success at the bottom. Lack of a body is all good when it all goes downhill. We rode for 3 hours without a break.

2016_1224_wolfcreek_02_fixed

2016_1224_wolfcreek_03_fixed

there was some of this…  which made my day hard. On my knees on my butt facing uphill, in and out of my bindings, punching through, lunging up, strapping in and clawing to start. Should I show her the line or collect her yardsale from above? Where can we both stop and start and discuss the next sequence? On a bike I can climb, stop on a dime, turn on it, and never worry about whatever is underneath. Too many times snowboarding with the kids in powder felt like huck-and-pray, bad dadding.

2016_1224_wolfcreek_04_fixed

But it worked, over and over again. The kids knew, even if they didn’t know how, to point downhill and flow, to not get too stupid, to look ahead, to grab the awesome and shake off the suck. They know how to fall, knew it didn’t hurt. They charged stuff kids with 15 and 10 days have no business charging. Unless they cheated. My 10th day on a board I was riding blacks badly at Steamboat, my 15th day chasing Byron badly through steep powder  forests in Tahoe. The mountain-bike crossovers of balance and vision and momentum and engagement once again  blowing my mind. For all a biker doesn’t know about snow, so much is so easy. Their body language shouted out their handups. Poised  powerful  girls riding.

As i ducked off the sides of the groomers, they followed fearless, feverish, banging it. They popped up each fall I kept mistakenly thinking ‘this is a big one‘. Only 1 meltdown each over 1000s of vf.  At the bottom Alana would shoosh through the lift line and brag she hit nothing but pow. Her gymnastics and tight stature a natural  match for the mountain. She was the calmest purple-pink glow in the universe. She warmed me every trip up the lift. My kids crave pow through the trees; my work is done here.

2016_1224_wolfcreek_05_fixed

2016_1224_wolfcreek_06_fixed

2016_1224_wolfcreek_07_fixed

2016_1224_wolfcreek_09_fixed

I got stuck shooting pics and had to flop my way out. But Alana never fails to give it up for the camera. I watched her completely take her eyes off the ground and turn to me and smile, and keep looking at me and smiling, making sure i got the pic, slide through a turn and find her way down the mountain while i struggled to catch up.

2016_1224_wolfcreek_11_fixed

Faces of Elf Death

Killed by KitchedAid, 12.05.16
2016_1205_elf_blog

Smoothies, 12.06.16
2016_1206_elf_blog

Bury-Go-Round, 12.07.16

Dragon’s Lair, 12.08.16
2016_1208_elf_blog

Cement Loafers, 12.09.16
2016_1209_elf1_blog

2016_1209_elf2_blog

2016_1209_elf3_blog

Fury Road, 12.10.16
2016_1210_elf_blog

Silence of the Lambs, 12.11.16
2016_1211_elf1_blog

Every Rose Has Its Thorn, 12.12.16
2016_1212_elf_blog

Xmas Sniper: Elf Obsession, 12.13.16
2016_1211_elf3_blog

2016_1213_elf2_blog

2016_1213_elf1_blog

Rat Hole, 12.14.16
2016_1214_elf_blog

Dinner Time, 12.15.16
2016_1215_elf3_blog

The Bonnie Situation, 12.16.16
2016_1216_elf_blog

Lighting Strikes Twice, 12.17.16
2016_1217_elf1_blog

Aliens, 12.18.16
2016_1218_elf1_blog

2016_1218_elf2_blog

Shelob, 12.19.16
2016_1219_elf_blog

Unicorns and Rainbows, 12.20.16
2016_1220_elf_blog

Slushy, 12.21.16
2016_1221_elf_blog

Ice Age, 12.22.16
2016_1222_elf_blog

Forest in Winter, 12.23.24
2016_1223_elf_blog

Silent Suffocation, 12.24.26
2016_1224_elf_blog

Prison Shower Shanking, 12.25.16
2016_1225_elf_blog

The Revenant, 12.26.16
2016_1225_2_elf_blog

The Elf – Derrick Zoolander, performing all his own stunts.

Tday Staycation

Casa V rented for a chunk of money, and this worked out quite well!

What do you give someone who is doing just fine? Cake picked out and picked up by 2 daughters, homemade cards and a team bike ride at Browns Ranch. Thankful for doing just fine, my wife, and 2 daughters.

2016_1123_beckiebday_01_blog

2016_1123_beckiebday_02_blog

Thanksgiving Day we hiked Marcus Landslide. I had not been there since it was first cut and still open to bikes. Most of it is an easy hike with lots of bouldering fun. The short steep top loop I’m still bummed you can’t ride but the hiking made up for the closure.

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_02_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_04_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_05_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_06_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_08_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_10_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_13_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_16_blog

2016_1124_marcuslandslide_19_blog

Black Friday sale at AZ on the Rocks – $25 for the whole family! #optoutsideish

2016_1125_azontherocks_01_blog

2016_1125_azontherocks_02_blog

So wrong this earned a 50 point bonus.

2016_1125_scrabble_blog

Saturday we rode to and hiked Quartz. G took the hard way up Natural Wash, Alana popped in at the top of the hill and rode out down Taliesin.

2016_1126_quartz_02_blog

2016_1126_quartz_03_blog

2016_1126_quartz_04_blog

Vecinos

After the emotional drain of the election, and the uncertain next steps in TrumpLand, we might just stay here.

Innate talent for color-coordination.

2016_1011_rp_01_blog

2016_1011_rp_02_blog

Beckie and Alana on the SUP, out with dolphins

2016_1011_rp_03_blog

look close on the right

Spotted this riding into the estuary. It looks like singletrack, no?

2016_1011_rp_05_blog

looks instead like feral dogs or coyotes

2016_1011_rp_06_blog

2016_1011_rp_07_blog

someone’s pet did not die well. Was he a member of the pack, a victim? The sunbleached collar with no tag was as deep as i got into the backstory. The toenail still had the quick on it, until i picked it up.

2016_1011_rp_04_blog

The moon this weekend was the biggest in 70 years, and it sucked the tide out so fast everything was tacky with saltwater. I lost myself for a while just working along the reef.

2016_1011_rp_08_blog

G gave the PhatCat a try. The crazy lighting is the sunset ahead and the supermoon exactly behind. It should be darker at this time.

2016_1011_rp_09_blog

G noted how much work is fatbike.

2016_1011_rp_10_blog

2016_1011_rp_11_blog

MMP Night Ride

The Dynamix Devo team did the first MMP night ride of the season. G and I did a lap of Pemberton with Emma and Jen, while Alana and Beckie did a lana-sized ride. After bbq and cupcakes for Emma’s bday, Beckie and I led 5 kids and Dia to the playground for another 4 miles.

2016_0522_MMP_NR_01_blog

2016_0522_MMP_NR_02_blog

2016_0522_MMP_NR_05_blog

2016_0522_MMP_NR_03_blog

2016_0522_MMP_NR_04_blog

 

 

\

Rotating Priorities

v4.0 of the blog! Leanness as an inspiration, for my lack there-of! Work gave me a performance-based covered parking spot, which almost makes up for my spare tire.

It started here, 9 years ago

18 mos  later i changed the themeScreen Shot 2016-04-04 at 10.36.13 PM_blog

7 years of dated cartoonishness, frozen by lack of vision and a mute muse. v3 last year I changed the name, finally, from boring-ass default  chollaball.net. My evolutionary pace is overrun  by  the Catholic Church and the Republican party.  Though G has not changed much either, still not wiping food off her face.

From a safezone-pov, this is a transformational post! Priorities change.

G impels me, 2 hrs at Brown’s is a legitimate ride!
2016_0306_Browns_01_blog

life-lesson from Dirtbag Dad: if you’re not hiking the view is probably not worth it
2016_0306_Browns_02_blog

‘Dad i wanna try the ramp’
2016_0306_Browns_03_blog

An evening learning to drop curbs, 2 afternoons hitting  a spot, Desert Trails, then she had it
2016_0306_Browns_04_blog

June 8 my knee gets replaced

53669_193_000196_blog

My best buds Byron and Alex joined me for a Sedona celebration, the last one for quite some time. It took massive coordination for 3 grown-ass men with jobs and families to ride 20 miles through Carroll Canyon and the west siiiiide.  These things don’t just happen, it needs to be preeminent in your mind,  you need to commit. Sketch, Skywalker, Last Frontier, Scorpion and Pyramid were awesome.

i didn’t take many pics mostly i was off the back
2016_0319_Sedona_01_blog

2016_0319_Sedona_02_blog

2016_0319_Sedona_03_blog

It was almost all new to me, but almost all XC. Craving the steeps on the H’s I wrongly brought the Firebird. The only move i needed the bigger bike was mile 19 on Pyramid (nee, Special Ed to Witchdoctor before the Forest Service renamed them). I nailed the turn and drop, but was so tired hauling that sled around all day my arms and toes collapsed  propping my momentous ass back over the saddle shooting the exit, and i went OTB. My ribs hurt every time i sneezed for the next 2 weeks.

Sunday happinezz to aspectate asexy new kitz
2016_0316_newkits_blog

White Tanks Regional Park: G off the line, and Alana charging up the back!!!
2016_0320_WhiteTanks_01

That’s right I said Alana! The race organizers let me trail  her for a 2.5 mile lap, which…she finished! We promised her a trip to the movies as reward. They saw a cartoon i avoided for $9.80 a ticket, we saw  The Revenant.  Beckie hated it, but it fit me: keep breathing.

2 laps down, 1 to go2016_0320_WhiteTanks_02_blog

Emma sealing the win
2016_0320_WhiteTanks_03_blog

almost done
2016_0320_WhiteTanks_04_blog

 

2016_0320_WhiteTanks_05

2016_0320_WhiteTanks_06

2016_0320_WhiteTanks_07

splits for Emma and G
2016_0320_WhiteTanks_08

2016_0320_WhiteTanks_09

2016_0320_WhiteTanks_11

2016_0320_WhiteTanks_12

5 short days later was the  Beti Bike Bash!!! For $85 and 2 trips around the mountains, G got 6 hrs of instruction led by an Olympic team member, a sweet new jersey, race registration, and 2 days entrance to McDowell Mountain Park. Alana’s gymnastics studio wants $250 just for the chance to eat lunch with a former Olympian and a bunch of control freaks. Which would you make a priority?

We set-up next to the Yeti demo tent and rode for 2 days while the kids camped  
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_08_blog

Saturday I took out a 4.5 carbon 29er. I liked the 27.5 5c better the next day, half inch more travel and half an inch more slack. Geeking out on featherlight  frames, internally-routed dropper posts, and 1×11 drive trains. Its easier to find a quiver-killer when you dial back from dropping gnar. Our post-surgery bike will be a long-travel carbon 29er with a 69 degree head-angle, that Beckie and I both can ride.

Carbone test ridey – ran into G, Avery and Emma leading the campers up Escondido Trail
2016_0326_BetiBikeBash_02_blog

BOOM! Took me 29 more years to do this. She was totally feeling it…
2016_0326_BetiBikeBash_01_blog

2 tries later G overshot the landing and lawn-darted into the ground. She learned a lesson, and I’m so grateful didn’t break anything.

Dia, unimpressed and not to be outdone, ate a dead thing’s spine
2016_0326_spine_blog

Sunday Mrs. Cball committed to  a plan and executed it:    fulfill all quartermaster duties, then over Bell Pass while I shepherded spawn to the race.
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_00_blog

Emma, Avery and G racing ‘under-18’. So proud of these girls!
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_01

Rob insisted the loud unis would make it easier to  pick them out
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_02

Thanks Scott W and Beti Bike Bash for some of the pics!
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_03

THIS!!!!! Racing again!
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_04_blog

2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_05

2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_06_blog

she said her gear was too high to  start, and down-shifted to make her move
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_07

all true2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_09_blog

This happened so fast i missed it! 35 min for 2 laps of the Sport Loop.
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_10

2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_11

if we didn’t know the Clarks, we’d judge this differently
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_12_blog

2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_13_blog

dude doesn’t know the Clarks
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_15_blog

that helmet is just hideous with that dress
2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_16_blog

2016_0327_BetiBikeBash_17_blog

G spent the rest of Sunday demoing a $6000 Yeti, and getting each and every upgrade on  it. Gonna be an expensive Xmas, but hard to turn away from that truthiness .

We  got Alana another stock shitty kids bike, for about 30x less. As much as I tried to avoid stopping over in 24ville, she’s outriding her 20inch but is just too small for G’s bike. I will give them whatever gear they need  to progress, its just harder to believe Hurricane  Genevieve rode her 20″ for another 6 months.  Other than bigger wheels and qr skewers, i feel like i downgraded the brakes, drivetrain, weight, and even tires at  only  1.8 inch wide. Explaining 3x front rings to a 7yo highlights its utter stupidity. G is among the first riders who will never experience a rotary phone and a front derailleur.

2016_0405_Alana24_blog

full
2016_0331_full_blog

The Goodluck Goodbye Tour continued!!!  We had so much fun in Sedona, we agreed I had to show Byron the goods at Gold Canyon. So much riding alone or riding with kids or not riding at all can make you forget why you bother. I need to make a point to bother, for the immaculate moments riding carbon in beautiful places with my favorite people.

Saguaro Squeeze. Yes he cleaned it, twice.2016_0403_GoldCanyon_01_blog

so much color everywhere
2016_0403_GoldCanyon_02_blog

2016_0403_GoldCanyon_03_blog

up  the Blue Stairs
2016_0403_GoldCanyon_05_blog

2016_0403_GoldCanyon_07_blog

2016_0403_GoldCanyon_09a_blog

I glowed all day, and most of the next. I added some colors and layout to the new site, couldn’t help myself.  It had to be softer and brighter, everywhere I see the sunshine and the sky. Parenting for Gnarness – its not just about them.