Canal Retentive

Rain and cold are fun when you are dressed right!

JB organized a meeting for our 24OP teams at Rula Bula. Since it rained all weekend and any big planned ride would be risky at best and likely downright crappy, i figured riding to Tempe would be a good way to get my mileage with minimal overhead. it’d also be a new adventure, not beat up the trails or soak my bike, and allow me to drink mass quantities of Irish beer with no fear of Johnny Law.

made it to Tempe in 18 miles and 1:10 riding with no major mistakes. There were a few patches of canal I was not sure would work, especially around Gilbert Rd where the canal splits and heads towards Tempe and Gilbert. Mostly an uneventful, fast ride with some sprinkling. A cute girl in a gift shop gave me a plastic bag for my saddle, and armed with 2 locks I triumphantly secured the bike on Mill Ave, then proceeded to shiver while drying off in the bar. Much Guinness at Rula Bula while we conducted our master strategy session for dominating the field at 24OP. This surely had no effect on my shivering, as Guinness is served at room temp.

On the ride back, I picked up a 12-pack so’s I would not have to drive once home. while i now had beer, i now had beer to haul for the next 15 miles. this may have been a logistical mistake, as a 12-pack weighs 10lbs to go along with my 2 locks, shoes, extra gloves, extra glasses and other assorted rain gear.
But now at least I had beer, and the weight made for good training. . Somewhere between Country Club Drive and Mesa drive, I missed a split on the bike path, and eventually realized the Sups were on my left and not in front of me. Oops. bailed at Gilbert\University after 2 miles the wrong way, and took Gilbert back north. I somehow missed the canal entrance, again, and wandered through orange groves next to the 202. I’ve wound through this neighborhood before, and not found the correct route, so was not optimistic of this going much better. Time for a beer to ease my frustration. I rolled a little ways into the grove where it was quiet and damp and thick with the smell of rain and citrus. Ahh…nice! it was worth the extra 10lbs. Sessioned on some of the ramps and bridges over the drainage culverts, and made my way back eastward.

The made my way onto the north side of 202, and was not sure it would go through to the canal, but the ground looked flat and parallel to the highway so I figured I could always ride along the outside of the highway walls. Made it to Greenfield, where I ran into the canal path, but found a 6 foot chainlink fence in my way. I didn’t want to backtrack 1.5 miles to Gilbert. So, I stood the bike up vertically, climbed to the top of the fence, hauled my bike over 1 handed, and managed to get down without sticking anything important or spilling in my bike sohes. This was a fairly difficult maneuver, but one every cyclist owes it to themselves to master. Then I had another beer to reward myself on the last mile of canal before hitting Thomas road for the final 2 miles home. It was 4:30, 20 miles,1.5 hrs and getting damp and slightly cold. Kila needed to get run, Beckie and G were out, I was already kitted up, and had a camelback full of beer. The correct course of action was obvious, so Kila and I did our Red Mountain ride down through the neighborhoods and the power station. all told it was about 3.5 hrs and 42 miles. An excellent new adventure!

hording

we are seeing a lot more hording out of t.Human. the urge to horde can strike at any time, but often involves bebes. sometimes you can’t move her from one side of the house to the other without her grabbing every bebe in her crib. this gets complicated as the hands of the t.Human are not big enough to accommodate the desired horde of the t.Human. so typically something gets dropped, she picks it up, subsequently dropping something else, picking it up, subsequently dropping something else…

hording at the gift shop at the aquarium

the wagon is an effective economizer for the modern hording baby.

the Liger made it all the way into the car and nearly into daycare.

t.Demon

this weekend we met tinyDEMON.

G was not bad, in fact she was amazingly well behaved in the car, airports and aquarium. cheerful, funny, sweet and extremely tolerant – and all this after once again we forgot to give her Tylenol to knock her out for the flights. She was not “an evil spirit; devil or fiend” but rather embodied the slightly less common definition, that is “a person with great energy, drive, etc.”

we want G to be healthy – check!

we want G to be active – check!

we want G to develop competency walking, running, climbing so that she will not hurt herself failing those locomotions – check check check!

We have created an effervescent ball of energy that can not be left unattended at risk of great peril to herself and others. and as her powers grow, so do the consequences if left unchecked. staying on top of this is a full-time task.

more cookies

the other day i had to pick G up from daycare and take her right to the gym. i blew it on packing her a decent snack, so bought her a package of small cookies before leaving the office. She was cranky about getting stuffed into the carseat again and dropped at another daycare, but I placated her with cookies. As soon as i mentioned cookies, she was ready to be fed.

coooooookies!

she knows this word. she knows how to sing it with joy and how to shout it with anger. unfortunately, she also knows that somehow somewhere there is a limitless supply of cookies and only by the depths of my cruel black heart am i not giving them to her. we got back in the car, and the first thing she did was start whining for cookies. the empty bag was taunting her, and i finally had to show it to her and say all done, then repeat, before she quit biting my head off. then she asked for more cookies.

G has move beyond being just a very smart dog. she has ever-more-complex notions of reason and permanence and causality. what she lacks is a notion of inventory management. I don’t blame her; i know there is a limitless supply of beer “out there” and it makes me happy, and thirsty, and at times anxious that I must go get beer rather than have it appear before me.   and like I know there is always somewhere to get beer, G knows there is always more food. and like i can be soothed into most situations with enough beer, she too will tolerate almost anything with food.

we stuffed her full of ham and apples for the car ride to the airport, stuffed her full of fries and chicken strips in the terminal, we brought onto the plane enough calories for her for a week, and on top of that the flight attendant brought her juice and snack bars and still more cookies gratis from the $7 snack packs! its so American!

Too scary for a catchy title

read this pathetic report today on azcentral.com. Kids in AZ only have had to take 2 years of math and 2 years of science.

Some choice quotes:

“Freshmen in 2008 will need a third year of math, up from two, to graduate. “

” Also added is a third year of science, up from two.”

What the hell do they teach in that school, and how does it possibly take 4 years to teach it? Beckie’s assumption on the curriculum: advanced texting, Theories of MySpace, YouTube classics, and of course the oldie but goodie, nookie behind the gym.