G has become bossy.   She has learned how to get us to do her bidding.   She issues orders.   A sampling:

“c’mere!”   I would like the pleasure of your company in another room.

“standup!”   Get yer lazy ass off the couch.

“siddown!”   Sit back down.   I will tell you when you can get up.

“Carry!”   I want a free ride.   Walking sucks.

“Walk!”   Put me down.   I want to walk.   You are slow and old and you smell funny.

“Dondodat!”   Cease and desist.   I am not enjoying this bath/hair brushing/dressing/face washing ect.

“No soapy!”   Please don’t shampoo my hair.   It sucks.

“Hurts!” Ouch.   that hurt.

“All Done!”   Unstrap me from this chair.   I have finished eating.

“Book!”   Time for a literary interlude.     I will make a selection.

“Night-night”   I am sleepy and would like you to go to sleep with me.

“Couch!” Time to go vegetate and watch tv.

“monkey! (while pointing to the TV)”   Let’s watch those adorable monkeys on TV!

“My (insert anything here)!”   That item you are trying to take away and/or use is mine, please give it back.

“Tanks!” Thanks for everything.   Much appreciated.