A rainy weekend, but the girls needed to get out, so we bolted when the sky was clear. The camera loved it. G had fun, tons of it on the 2-Bike, so i don’t feel so bad that this is the Alana Show.
Day: February 21, 2010
House Rules
After about 9 yrs, its time to codify the house rules. Especially after some new guests hit the table for the first time in awhile. Good times were had, thanks James and Dave.
Rule #1: Little scuffs of the ball do not count as a shot, do not count as an interference, do not affect the game. As long as you are just setting up or gesticulating a point with genuine emotion, the attitude of “fuck it, balls move!” shall prevail. Balls can be put back to their original spot, given that no advantage has been gained. This is an offense-friendly room.
Rule #2: 3 balls in a row gets you a bong hit.
Rule #3: scratches are ball in hand, this is a offense-friendly room. See Rule #1.
Rule #4: Garbage stays down. See Rule #1.
Rule #5: you gotta pay attention to when its your shot. Delay of game is a penalty worthy of beheading. There are people waiting for opportunities. See Rule #2.
Rule #6: scratch on the break is not a loss, its a loss of break, rerack bitch. See Rule #3.
Rule #7: everything is in play. Dogs, kids, toys, aggressive heckling…its all part of the playing field.