Ah, the Soothing Opiate of the Baby Einstein Company
August 9th, 2007
its not a dvd, its ritalin in a more palatable form. Whatever, its f’ing gold. Gotta baby with a tantrum? Watch their tears dry up as their eyes slowly glass over, to the delightful interplay of puppets and classical music. I can’t believe there isn’t a commercial during football games right next to cialisis, beer and IBM business solutions. Are you missing the big play cause the baby won’t settle down, order your Baby Einstein dvds now!
its a goldmine.
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[...] seem so bad when it was Baby Einstein and mostly just eye candy, but even then it was like heroin for her. She did not learn to like tv, its simply a compulsion to watch, and what is a tinyHuman to [...]