the usefulness of containers, the word for grapes, pointing at oneself and saying mine…like a week ago she could barely say shoes. now she doesn’t even bother to say shoes, just gestures expectantly for me to take them off when we get home. pretty soon little bitch will be all espectin’ some slippahs up here in dis beyatch. she knows about pens and pen caps, howls along with the dog…she just interrupted this post by jerking her thumb towards her butt and saying “poopy” and then when i changed her into a swimming diaper she bolted right for the patio door! its like the beginning of “Species”, pretty soon she will be eating us and taking over the world.

i think daycare is mostly responsible. i applaud daycare. I RESENT DAYCARE! i want what is best for her, but i want to be there to provide it. these are obviously mutually exclusive, as she is playing with puzzles while i am ignoring her typing. i should just be happy she is smart, and work to spend as much good time with her as i can. that is a cop out, i should spend 12 hrs a day catering to her every need, except that i could make so much more money and hire a more qualified staff if i spent 12 hrs a day working! must stop thinking, it is only hurting the ballclub, leaving now to play with tinyHuman.