1. Pay well
2. blah blah blah whatever the fuck you want
3. Pay well
4. Be nice, have a nice tinyHuman
5. Pay well

Apparently Samantha has been pimping us out, and Gina’s lost cell phone has created a power-vacuum at KinderCare. G is in demand. I should call myself “Drew Rosenhaus”. I have a backlog. I should go on a 2 week vacation and let all these sitters duke it out.