a thread i started on MTBR. some highlights below.   can you guess which are mine?

• you think snot-rocketing any old place is an acceptable method of blowing your nose
• you wear shammy butter to the office because of saddle sores
• you look over your right shoulder to see behind instead of using the rearview mirror
• the tip of your peepee is so raw from chamois rub that you’d really rather just cuddle
• You only spend $20 on gas per month
• you wipe some dirt off of your leg and realize it’s a bruise
• you liberally massage your aching sit bones in the grocery store
• you forget to take a shower in the morning on the random days that you drive to work
• you are covered in so much dirt it looks like freckles
• you can’t figure out where to put the Pro Link on your car
• people think you’re a gardener because you are covered in scratches
• you pack a space blanket
• every vacation revolves around riding or a race
• your kid lets the air out of your tires and says “Daddy will you just play with me?”
• you think helmet hair is the new mullet